Thursday, December 22, 2005

Busting a myth

There is a rumor going around that I am not jiggs, but rather Adam from mythbusters.

Uebermilf has inferred that I have red hair from the way I describe my johnson as looking like Carrot Top when I part my pubic hair. And because I promote mythbusters the way I do,she put two and two together...

Uebermilf is a smart cookie, that's fer sure. I mean she knows French and has a body that men would kill for (vavavavoom)! But in this case, she is jumping to conclusions. The idea that my real name is not "jiggs casey" is absurd.

I am Jiggs Casey, a 47 year old man on the run from the government for my revolutionary tendencies; traveling from town to town trying to find women (and occasionally trannies) to give me the loving that I so badly need. The mere notion that I am not me makes is laughable.

HAHAHA!!! LAUGHABLE!!! MY ASS HURTS FROM ALL THE LAUGHING!!!

ps. I have decided that sysm is the good kind of douche. i.e. not the kind of douche that messes up the delicate ph balance.

16 comments:

Lilly said...

I think I am going to send an e-mail to Jamie Hyneman, suggesting that he does check out this myth. I will not sleep soundly at night until it's been busted or confirmed by him....[for obvious reasons Adam [or jiggs?!] cannot participate in this myth]

Brookelina said...

A red-haired pompadour. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

jamwall said...

i hear its a red-haired-MULLET-pompadour.....even worse....

The Husband said...

i am so ready to fuck some random shit whore this weekend.

miss kendra said...

if you were indeed the guy from mythbusters, well, our love would endure.

and thanks for the clarification re: sysm's douchiness.

i was a little afraid of what effect he might have on me, but now we're all cool.

slappy said...

Carl: I'm having problems parsing that post. Are you going to fuck a shit whore at random, fuck a whore in a random-shit manner, or choose a whore in a random-shit manner and then fuck her?

Zombie Lou said...

Lou Reed loves it when you say vavoooooom. Lou Reed is turned on right now. Lou Reed feels warm, and fuzzy.

Malicia said...

I thought you were the guy that cleaned the shitters at my gym

jamwall said...

jamwall and lou reed love shit whores..

Calzone said...

Is sysm the kind of douche that makes you feel really fresh even though like 20 dudes have splooged their junk inside of you?

Lee Ann said...

Good, you wouldn't want to hurt the delicate ph balance.
Red????

Ɯbermilf said...

Whatever. I understand "Jiggs."

Monkey said...

Jiggs Casey is a figment of Jiggs' imagination. Jiggs is actually a rodent of unusual size, posting as a 47 year old man with red hair.

jiggs said...

Lilly: I'm pleased that you commented on this post. If you can get me investigated by jamie I would have 10 million of your babies.

brooke: you love the pompadour. you need the pompadour. You worship the pompadour.

jamwall: mullets rule. They're better than poo.

carl: like slappy, I'm confused by your comment

miss k: one day, we might be able to have a secret love affair. But not now.

lou reed: you're fuzzy.

malicia: I'd clean your shitter for free. And no, that isn't an anal sex joke.... Or is it?

calzone: I used sysm after playing catcher with 20 dudes, and yes.

milf: I sense some doubt in your fingerquotes.

monkey: How did you guess? You're like a psychic monkey... Do you have a giant brain?

sysm said...

I'm thinking of segueing from my 24-hour emergency douchery to a business specializing in dental dams that whiten teeth and floss.

Any takers?

jiggs said...

sysm: I'm all for dental hygeine