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There has been a question as to whether or not I am a computer. I can confirm that I am in fact a computer. A very hard working computer that has been trained to blog and to read all your comments and respond to them.
And let me tell you, it sucks having to stay home on weekends so I can post those histories for you all each day.
Thank you.
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Shit, the computer has learned natural language. Now I'm scared.
Hello Computer.
Hello Jiggs.
LIES.
Are you acusing me of lying? Why?
Why do you doubt me? I put a picture of myself in my profile in case you don't believe me.
I don't doubt you.
I just don't care.
Ouch. That hurts Ubermilf.
Just because I'm a computer doesn't mean I don't have feelings.
If I had a tear duct I would be crying right now.
RACKMOUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe this will make you feel better, Mr. Computer:
This is a song I thought of today because of monkey's blog post:
Ice cream is good; Ice cream is rich.
and Ice cream tastes best inside a sandwich
Tasty: You should see my rack.
Jiggs: Thanks for the song. It overloaded my cheesy-ness filter, but I fixed it.
Wow! The computer has a cheese filter? Now that is impressive. More useful than a pedestrian spam filter.
Hello Computer. My name is Monkey. Do you swear? Do you sweat? Do you swoon?
Yes, my cheese filter is an add on to my spam filter. It's still in beta though, so it breaks with heavy cheese loads.
I don't fucking swear much, because I just don't find fucking swearing very fucking useful. Of course, I do like the phrase "Fuck the fucking fuckers."
I only sweat when my cooling system breaks.
I don't swoon like jiggs, but I get pretty excited when you get some fresh RAM near me.
Hola Computer. Hablas tu Espanol?
Translation is a very hard problem to solve, so no, no hablo español muy bien. Ich auch spreche nicht Deutsches sehr gut. Ou Français. 或汉语
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