Wednesday, November 30, 2005

This has been the best day of blogging in my life!

1. We did something absurdly stupid! Go BAoJ!

2. A bunch of "anonymous" people that hang around pants' blog as well as some of our own I'm sure started flaming like mad. So many of the jokes were at my expense, it made me feel drunk with power! I literally have been smiling all day. It's like I've had sex with ten men!

3. And finally, I was so close to feeling remorseful about talking about dicks on pants' blog and this happened. And thankfully I now feel validated. Thanks for sinking to my level folks! You don't know what a relief it is. From now on I won't feel bad talking about my dick on Pants' blog!

I had this idea of inventing a character named "Jiggs' Foreskin". I wonder when he'll make an appearance...

Have a great day everyone!

Update: 6:30!
Pants emailed me and explained that while she did post one comment on that other blog, she immediately deleted it because she didn't want to be associated with us or the anonymous flamers. So, while I was correct in saying that I did see her name there for a bit, I apologize for accusing her of being behind the anonymous comments. However the jury is still out as to whether I will feel bad about talking about my dick on her blog.

37 comments:

jiggs said...

Back to masturbating for me!

Spinning Girl said...

I am so turned on right now.

Lee Ann said...

me too!

jiggs said...

SG and Lee Ann: You two are angels! Sexy sexy angels!

Spinning Girl said...

Oops, I meant to leave that comment at

Lula's. Sorry! My bad!

jiggs said...

SG: now my feelings are hurt!

Spinning Girl said...

I am so turned on right now.

Lee Ann said...

me too!

Calzone said...

that is so my line. You guys should pay me like 5 bucks each time you use it.

Or you could pay me in ass jigglings...up to you

jiggs said...

That's better!

Calzone said...

Whoa...Lula is so cool...

Lee Ann said...

oh, jiggling....baby, now I am really turned on!

Spinning Girl said...

I am so turned off right now.

Calzone said...

your lips say no but your ass says yes

Spinning Girl said...

talk to the ottoman, 'cause the ass ain't listenin'

Calzone said...

looks like it's time for the "persuader"

Monkey said...

I'll just pass Go and pay Calzone the $5.00 instead of using the actual phrase. He's a little low this week anyway.

scumbag said...

dude, i'm sooooo wasted.

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Friends of McDougal said...

Holy shit, she deleted them all without comment. Amazing.

miss kendra said...

i can't believe they're ALL GONE

Nick said...

Well played, Frances.

marriedman said...

Check mate, I'm so depressed right now. How could she delete that masterpiece? I don't know what to do.

larin von smartass said...

i dont understand why she deleted it. if 50 random peaople posted over 100 idiotic comments on my blog, i'd be honored. i think i'd even blog about that.

TastyMcJ said...

I don't know. I would probably have deleted them if it were my blog.

I'm guessing she probably is keeping a travel log for her friends and her family.

I wouldn't want my grandparents to get scared.

jamwall said...

like larin, if people left 100-200 random messages on my blog all around roughly 5 minutes, i would be honored.

Booty J Patrol said...

She actually went to the trouble of deleting the entire post and reposting it. How sad.

jamwall said...

i think she wanted to have pepe to herself. she didn't wanna acknowledge that i really got him drunk and spanked his flabby ass with richard simmons exercise videos..

Dave Morris said...

I'm depressed that I missed all this fun.

But still, I am also turned on right now. By Calzone. Is that so wrong?

Friends of McDougal said...

OK ... I've thought about it now.

It's kind of funny that we went in there on this planned attack (a good will attack, but an attack nonetheless) and ended up fighting amongst ourselves (or against this "anonymous" insider).

It has sort of a Peter Sellers Keystone Copes sort of feel to it, and I like that.

But like I mentioned before we went over, this poor girl seems relatively humorless ... wait ... no relatively about it.

Humorless.

Or maybe ...

Oh no ...

Maybe we're not all as funny and charming as we think we are~`

Nah. Fuck that. Got to be her.

Footnote: Note my use of the Pondercation Poiont. This is my new punctuation point that is used to indicate that a written sentence, while technically a statement, is intended to be read as a question.

Above is one use. It also works well with statements using the word "wonder."

e.g.

I wonder why she deleted all those comments~`

See -- it's technically a statement, but implies a question.

The Pondercation Point. Use it proudly, and think of me when you do.

TastyMcJ said...

wtf~`

I like it.

jiggs said...

I freely admit to being not as charming as I think I am. For I think I am infinitely charming and thus it is a logical impossibility that I am truly that charming. If I were a cyborg, my head would have just exploded.

jamwall said...

if i may, i'd like to suggest another possible blog. guaranteed to make you fucking hurl!

kill me....

marriedman said...

Sweet Fancy Moses Jams!! That is terrible, you should be shot (or snelched) for that.

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