Monday, November 21, 2005

Spinning Girl sent me a restraining order...

It happened again. I annoyed someone to the point of getting a restraining order. Check out this letter I got from Spinning Girl:



But wait, this doesn't look like the any restraining order I've gotten before...



Peas!



And a note from Spinning Girl that explains it all:



Sweet monkeys! What SEXY handwriting! Now I want her all the more! What a TILF/BILF! Will you move to West Virginia with me, Spinning Girl? Spinning Girl?!? SPINNING GIRL!!!

And thanks for the peas, Spinning Girl. Maybe I'll make a tiny stir fry. Also Spinning Girl, would it be possible for you to send me an email enumerating those presumably sexy things that you would like to do to me. Also more naked pictures would be great!

And if anybody is bored, you guys should check out the new jiggscasey.com article in the post below.

25 comments:

Fred said...

i read the review, kinda makes me want to bum sex mr connery.

Lee Ann said...

Jiggs, I used to have a boyfriend that called me sweetpea!
Spinning...good gift :)

Friends of McDougal said...

Don't lie, Fred. You've always wanted to bugger Connery.

Fred said...

jealous! i'd like to butter you all over and stick oy uin a sannich.

allison said...

she really does have good handwriting. i can barely read my own.

never did get an A in penmanship

The Husband said...

wow...i sense a special bond between the two of you. you guys should just bang it out and get it over with. if you do, make sure you take pictures.

Lee Ann said...

carl, you are such a bad boy ;)

jiggs said...

Fred: who doesn't want to bum sex 007?

Lee Ann: That's funny. I used call a (now former) girlfriend of mine "sweetpea".

McD: Of course he's always wanted to bugger connery!

AP: Her handwriting is so sexy. I could never write like that in a million years. Though if I got 2 million, I think I could do it.

Carl: I keep telling spinning girl that we ought to just bang it out. But she just doesn't listen... Good idea suggesting that we take pictures. We can sell them on ebay.

TastyMcJ said...

Dude, Jiggs....

If you're making tiny stir fry tonight, I totally want in.

I think I have some tiny gyoza left in the freezer that I'll be more than willing to contribute.

jiggs said...

Tasty, no one wants to hear about your "tiny gyoza". Keep it in your pants!

TastyMcJ said...

You had to go there, didn't you.

I totally avoided saying 'tiny eggroll' just to avoid this conversation.

Spinning Girl said...

Yay! I can't believe those pods survived the trip without getting all banged up. Or knocked up. Ha ha! Although one of them looks a bit worse for wear. Stay tuned for more inter-blogger swaps-o-crap!!!

jiggs said...

There's no way to avoid this conversation with me

James O'Connor said...

Awesome! I'm going to plant some Hallmark Cards in the ground, water daily in hopes one day it turns into a cool package.

jiggs said...

Spinning Girl, you're not going to cheapen what we have by exchanging crap with other people are you?

Spinning Girl said...

No way does spreading the love cheapen anything. It's a bottomless well, the Spinning Girl Love-Well.

miss kendra said...

those are nice looking peas.

i see she sent one for each of your nards.

jiggs said...

Miss Kendra: Good call about the peas and the nards. The Peas and the Nards isn't that a book by Dr. Seuss?

Many men have disappeared into the Spinning Girl love well only never to return. If only I could be one of those men!

Melliferous Pants said...

Tasty has "tiny gyoza" and Jiggs has a "tiny eggroll." That'll be all.

Friends of McDougal said...

Does Amazing Anonymous ever post over here?

jiggs said...

You got us pegged pants!

mcd: Amazing anonymous has commented once, I think.

jamwall said...

nothing is hotter to me than grocery store produce!

Lee Ann said...

nite jiggs *hugs*

Dave Morris said...

Oh. My. God. You don't understand, Jiggs. Well, maybe you do. The value of fresh peas in November. SG must really think a lot of you.

You guys should get a room. Totally jealous, yet so very... proud... (tearing up a little) of you man.

jiggs said...

Jamwall: Keep your hands off my melons!

Mr Dave Morris: I don't mind saying that your comment made me cry a little bit. It also made me poop my pants, but just a little bit.