Friday, November 04, 2005

Raisin Eugenics

The spectre of Nazism lingers on in raisin consumption as white grapes are being turned into raisins. Aren't the soulful, rhythm and blues singing, dark raisins good enough for Americans?


Instead Americans are beginning to consume white raisins genetically designed to be part of some kind of master raisin:

21 comments:

jiggs said...

I can't decide whether this joke is dumb, in poor taste or both. But it occurred to me today as I was eating a salad with white grape raisins.

The so-called "master raisin" is here.

allison said...

funny you should mention raisins. i'm eating a bowl of Raisin Bran as we speak.

Ɯbermilf said...

Jiggs, get a hair cut and wear a shirt, for God's sake.

Oh, I'm not sure exactly what happened, but a German friend of mine was extremely upset because some Nazi group was marching a couple of weeks ago in Berlin.

Perhaps you are on to something.

I never noticed so much "White Grape Juice" on the market before.

Fred said...

wigger grapes!

put this in google:

link:http://www.jiggscasey.com

it shows all the sites that link to yours...

Calzone said...

I have to say you have taken it a little too far with this post. I hope you are prepared to deal with the NAACP and the ACLU. I like you as a friend and I have respected you in the past when you have screwed McDougals girlfriend in his stolen cadillac and offered to suck Frank the Tanks cock.

But this post my friend has gone too far.

The Husband said...

i hate raisins.

Searching said...

I totally agree with Calzone on this one...much props for sucking off Frank. Tell me...did he cry all the way through for you too?

Lee Ann said...

I like raisins. Chocolate covered raisins are really good. But then again muffin, chocolate covered "anything";) is good, know what I mean?

The Husband said...

Lee Ann...i have something that is good for you?!?!?

larin von smartass said...

ahh! the great aryian grapce [thats me combining 'grape' and 'race'].

man, im lame today

jiggs said...

AP: Are you eating Kellog's raisin bran? Because that raisin bran has the frosted raisins and they are so good.

uber nicht unter: I'm assuming the first line of this response was in reference to my make over. Or it's possible that you're calling me a hippy. If so, I've never been so insulted in my life.

fred: Most of those links are search engines that we submitted ourselves to. You can do that too.

calzone: You know what went too far? My giant wang!!! That's right. I have a big... sigh

Carl: instead of hating raisins, think of them as buttsex. i'm sure you'll love them.

coops: Whoa it's been a while since you've been around and suggested that I sucked off Frankie el Tankie. But the short answer is yes. He cried all the way through and kept going "you're not my mother." It kind of creeped me out.

Lee Ann: I'm not exactly sure what you mean by anything. Give me some examples.

Carl: Hold on there big guy. Calzone and I are Lee Ann's boys. Not you. There is a lengthy application process.

Larin Von: At first I thought you were writing Latin, but thankfully you explained it. Have I recently mentioned that I'm a walking uterus?

Lee Ann said...

Hey Carl ~ What do you have for me? Oh yes...I am excited! I love surprises!

Lee Ann said...

Jiggs, muffin....well, chocolate covered....uh, I gotta go, I will be back in a little bit....

jiggs said...

YES! I made lee ann blush via blog.

Monkey said...

Jiggs is intent upon flushing the capilleries of his female constituents.

Lucky for me, I have fur. No one can tell when I'm blushing. That.... and I'm a boy.

jiggs said...

Monkey, you bring up a good question: Can non-human simian blush?

Alistair! said...

Back in the Uk, white raisins are called sultanas and we've had them for years.

Alistair! said...

Obviously all this is due to the influence of Prussian Blue. They're getting everywhere, they even turned up on a local video-clip show here in Brazil, yuck!

jiggs said...

Oh look at me, my name is Allistair and I think I'm so good!

Prussian Blue. Sure they might be little girls, but they are also douchebags. Or possibly douchebags of the future.

Spinning Girl said...

Yellow raisins always skeeved me until 2003, when I began to eat them, and with gusto!

jiggs said...

Calling them yellow raisins confuses the race issue, spinning girl. They are clearly white.