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I just got some spam that had the headline "penis launcher". Of course, it was for increasing the size of my wang. But I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that if I have to launch my cock into space, I don't want it to get bigger.
Because in space, no one can hear you ejaculate.
If there was a porn version of Alien, maybe that would be the teaser.
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Blogger appeared to throw a tantrum soon after I posted this. Coincidence? I think not.
Hey muffin! I think you made a wise choice to not invest in something like that;)
Lee Ann, how did you know I have a massive gravitas?
Is that what we're calling it these days? Next time I write a trashy romance, I'll have to add that to my list of euphemisms.
By spam you mean something you purchased?
And your teh Giant cock menacing the crew will have a little cock covered in goo come out of its slit? Who would you get to do the Ripley half-naked in the closet scene?
This thread has become quite amusing. Instead of a penis monster, I think it ought to be a vagina monster that has a little vagina come out of the clit.
I'm headed West for a few days.
Rock on, Cholos.
so in the sequel will a platoon of high tech hookers be launched to a far flung planet to service a mining colony only to be attacked by the space cock?
Buy some drinks for a few young actresses mcd. enjoy yourself.
good luck not enlarging your cock in the vacuum of space.
That's like, nature's cock pump.
Tasty: GENIUS LEVEL!!!
Space is nature's cock pump.
I'm also going to leverage the vacuum of space to soil slappy giant space mirror with my poo.
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