Thursday, November 03, 2005

Penis Launcher

I just got some spam that had the headline "penis launcher". Of course, it was for increasing the size of my wang. But I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that if I have to launch my cock into space, I don't want it to get bigger.

Because in space, no one can hear you ejaculate.

If there was a porn version of Alien, maybe that would be the teaser.

12 comments:

jiggs said...

Blogger appeared to throw a tantrum soon after I posted this. Coincidence? I think not.

Lee Ann said...

Hey muffin! I think you made a wise choice to not invest in something like that;)

jiggs said...

Lee Ann, how did you know I have a massive gravitas?

Monkey's Human said...

Is that what we're calling it these days? Next time I write a trashy romance, I'll have to add that to my list of euphemisms.

Calzone said...

By spam you mean something you purchased?

Alistair! said...

And your teh Giant cock menacing the crew will have a little cock covered in goo come out of its slit? Who would you get to do the Ripley half-naked in the closet scene?

jiggs said...

This thread has become quite amusing. Instead of a penis monster, I think it ought to be a vagina monster that has a little vagina come out of the clit.

Friends of McDougal said...

I'm headed West for a few days.

Rock on, Cholos.

Harry Yak said...

so in the sequel will a platoon of high tech hookers be launched to a far flung planet to service a mining colony only to be attacked by the space cock?

jiggs said...

Buy some drinks for a few young actresses mcd. enjoy yourself.

TastyMcJ said...

good luck not enlarging your cock in the vacuum of space.

That's like, nature's cock pump.

jiggs said...

Tasty: GENIUS LEVEL!!!

Space is nature's cock pump.

I'm also going to leverage the vacuum of space to soil slappy giant space mirror with my poo.