Saturday, November 26, 2005

The Official Blog Affiliates of Justice post

And lo, the Tribunal descended upon the Applebee's and discussed which blogs should be praised and which should be mocked. And they did dine upon mozzarella sticks and it was good.

In 2005 a crack commando blogger unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the web underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as bloggers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the Blog Affiliates of Justice.

The Blog Affiliates of Justice is a team of bloggers that find a blog, apply rapid fire comments and then get out, ninja style. There are two modes of BAoJ attack: insult and insane.

Add one of these icons to your blog or with the following html:

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Nominate blogs for attack. Our ruling tribunal will then decide which of the nominated blogs are worthy of our attention.
FEEL OUR HORN!

39 comments:

jiggs said...

Casual Friday is partially back it seems.

Übermilf said...

My dearest Jiggs,

I believe our friend Calzone would like to leave random (non-attack) comments on someone like this.

Should we appoint one person in charge of choosing blogs? Otherwise mass chaos could result.

P.S. You so sexy!

Calzone said...

dude you are way hot. yes I find that perfect. 30 messed up comments on a blog like that would be priceless indeed. Not making fun, just being plain old freaky.

Spinning Girl said...

You guys are hawt.

Lee Ann said...

Way hot!

Lee Ann said...

Jiggs, I am cold today!
and sleepy...

Knitty Kitty said...

done and done... i think another round at cas fri would be fantastic...

Nick said...

Cas-Fri is played out. Forget him. Also I veto the link in Ubermilf's comment.

My link is up, I'll let the other know.

Friends of McDougal said...

Forget Cas Fri. That would just feed that fat little fucker's ego.

Friends of McDougal said...

Also, this is our karma hit, right?

Where we use our power for good?

Nick said...

That's my thinking.

jiggs said...

Milf, Zone, Lee Ann, Spinner: You guys are right. Chocolate milk or otherwise, I'm a hot piece of ass.

Milf:
With regard to choosing blogs, you, Nick and Calzone are the ruling tribunal. You guys can decide amongst yourselves as to whether one or all of you officially chooses the blog.

I would be surprised if nominating blogs became crazy. I don't think there are that many nominatable blogs.

I like the link you suggested, milf. That young lady is unsuspecting. She would be great for a crazy hit.

Nick, McD: we could also do a ++karma hit instead of just being insane. Nominate away.

Knitty Kitty: Though it would be conceptually funny to attack CasFri guy again, I think the boys are right in suggesting that we move on to greener pastures.

Lee Ann: I'm tired and sleepy too. Thanksgiving Day weekend with the relatives is exhausting.

jiggs said...

Everybody:

How about we set up a system where if you veto a blog, you also have to nominate a blog. That way the discussion keeps going forward.

Übermilf said...

Nick, you ignorant slut:

Why the veto? She gets no comments, she's far from home and could use the comments, albeit odd ones from strangers, she's bland and inoffensive...

And what is your suggestion? Hmmmm? I'm getting you a Home Depot giftcard for Christmas.

Übermilf said...

All right, how about this idiot, then?

Nick said...

I will agree to the first one you suggested if isn't a malicious hit. I would be willing to hit the second one maliciously but perhaps we should put her in our back pocket for later.

Jiggs suggesting that if we veto we must nominate a new one was a good idea. I'm glad you are the mouthpiece. I juts like having the power to veto.

Nick said...

I nominate this guy for a positive hit.

Übermilf said...

I wasn't nominating a mean hit; we're not attacking this time!

Get with the program!

(I'm not really yelling at you.)

Übermilf said...

That guy's okay.

But I like Calzone's idea of a clueless young lady better.

Calzone said...

Hmmm...maybe we need another system for our tribunal.

I love both of Ubermilfs.

I'm not thinking positive...just not mean, it can be as wierd as we like, and of course we all need to round up people we need at least 30 comments.

Nick said...

At this point I don't care. Just pick a date and a person and I'll be there.

Übermilf said...

Don't pout, Nick.

I'm sure Calzone thinks you're cute, too.

Just not as cute as me.

Nick said...

Does it really matter?

Spinning Girl said...

My pulse is racing with anticipation, even though I am not one of your posse. It still excites me. I am not a joiner. I'll stand by and cheer you on, with pom poms & everything. And oranges afterwards---gotta have the oranges.

Lee Ann said...

I have my pom poms too Jiggs.

jiggs said...

Gang:

I like ubermilfs first suggested blog for a blog hit. If we're gonna go forward, we should set a day/time for it.

Spinning Girl and Lee Ann: Boy would I like to see your pom poms! Obviously when I say pom poms, I mean breasts.

And after I see the pom poms, I would like to eat some oranges.

jamwall said...

i proudly bear the horn logo with you. just tell me when and i'll turn my key.

larin von smartass said...

fucking awesome.
i was gone for a week and missed priceless hours of blogging, but in my return, i was happy to find this

The Husband said...

what up yo....so when is the next hit?

Übermilf said...

Why don't we stick with tradition and stay with Wednesdays at 2:30?

jamwall said...

lets just go ahead with uber's first suggestion, wednesday at 2:30pm EST.

Nick said...

works for me.

jiggs said...

November 30th 2:30 Eastern, 11:30 Pacific sounds good.

Nick said...

Upon further review of my schedule I will be unable to accomodate this timeline. I have to be to work at 1 CST.

cher said...

this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard of i will be there for sure! with bells on. well, maybe not really bells. i will try and find the time in between fighting crime.

~*Bettie said...

Ok, this is a badass idea you guys have rolling.

Its missing something. . . what is it. . . what is it. . .


Revenue.

Here's the idea. Bob wants Janes blog attacked. So he bugs you and bugs you and he's just being an annoying fuck. Then he drops 10 bucks in your paypal or whatever and you rip Jane a new ass. Whats better is if you alert Jane to the situation she can bid against Bob and if she makes the higher bid, Bob is fucked.

In short, you make money for being assholes!
Yay!

kellywalters said...

I'm in love!

yep, it's me.... said...

not a smidgeon of intellectuallness can be found at the lounge, but I like the cute little unicorny thingee so I'm a postin' it ...
k?
sweeties, come mock me anytime y'all want to..
everyone else already does :)

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