Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Newton's Third Law....

is apparently being put to the test on 'Mythbusters' tonight.

I hope to god they bust it.

Newton was such a douchebag-lame-O

31 comments:

TastyMcJ said...

No, seriously.

Gravity sucks.

jiggs said...

It sucks nards

larin von smartass said...

hey jiggs-a-full
i said some shit about you on McDs blog and i feel hurt you have not insult-responded back

jiggs said...

I just responded, Larin. Though any sort of suggestion that I might enjoy buttsex, pegging or being with a gay man is not considered an insult. I'm very free with my asshole

Besides, I'm not a very good insult blogger anyway.

larin von smartass said...

well, if you're free with your asshole give me a call next time you find yourself in VA. I know a few big country boys that would like to take you out and buy you a beer.

i am totally kidding. eww.
[eww to the fact that i would actually know country boys, not to the ass-pounding part. do with you ass what you will!]

jiggs said...

All this blogging has made me tired. I might take a nap.

Lee Ann said...

I watch mythbusters....

jiggs said...

Yay Lee Ann.

I noticed in the google blog search that we are highly ranked with the "mythbusters" search term. That pleases me immensely.

allison said...

what is it with you guys and mythbusters?

although i will say the quicksand experiment was interesting.

Calzone said...

Allison, lets stick to the old picture. I need to get some shit done and now I have to go in my room and close the door.

allison said...

God I love dragons.

TastyMcJ said...

Allison,

They made a cannon that fires chickens!

Chickens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How cool is that.

allison said...

what?? did the chickens die in the process?

jiggs said...

AP: The chickens were already dead. But they were firing them at airplanes to see if they would rip the shit out of an airplane cockpit. It was totally fucking awesome.

Also, I concur with Calzone, the new pic you have AP is distracting (in a good way). Partly I think it's because you look sad.

allison said...

i'll take a new one. i don't want people to think i'm sad.......then they wont visit my blog b/c they'll think it's some kind of boring and depressing poetry blog. god i hate those.

allison said...

who knows how to google your own blog to see who has you linked?

jiggs said...

It's a thoughtful kind of sadness to be sure, but it doesn't evoke poetry blog. Those do suck communards.

Booty J Patrol said...

search for "link:ivegonecrazy.blogspot.com/"

jiggs said...

like this:

link:jiggscasey.blogspot.com

Also if you just type in the URL into google, it will give you more options.

Monkey said...

Mythbusters. I have never seen this show, but in order to help the search engines find you I offer this treat:

Mythbusters, anal sex, Nards, Communism, Asshole Freedom, Chicken Cannons.

That should help. Your welcome.

allison said...

the reason jiggsy likes mythbusters is b/c he's in love with the girl on the show.

Monkey said...

What's she like Allison? I like to know who my competition for Mr. Jiggs Casey's affections are. After all he and I are mud brothers.

A jealous Simian is nothing to be trifled with.

Calzone said...

Jiggs just because everytime you get that close to a woman she looks sad doesn't mean that Allison does.

jiggs said...

Monkey: Thanks for the search terms!

AP: I do find the mythbuster's gal extremely attractive. Smart, red hair, doesn't worry about looking goofy.

Calzone: I do make women sad when they see me. It's because they realize they could be bumping uglies with me and they aren't. In fact, I make a lot of men sad for the same reason.

Monkey: Kari is the mythbuster's gal's name.
Here
is a pic of her and here is another.

allison said...

oh my jiggsy. she looks like she has a large overbite. she does have a great rack though!

jiggs said...

AP: She certainly does have a nice rack.

Here's the funny thing: I'll freely admit that there are much hotter women out there in terms of physical traits. But hotness beyond a certain point makes a woman intimidating and therefore negate some of her hotness.

Kari from Mythbusters, however, is really cute but also not so hot that she is unattainably hot. It's like she's a few steps hotter than me, but not a million steps hotter like Catherine Zeta Jones or someone like that.

Also she's a half geek which is a turn on with zero geek being not enough and total geek being too much.

allison said...

ah, gotcha. she's like your stephen hawking

jiggs said...

AP: How did you know that I have the hots for Steven Hawking?

Actually I remember your comment about Steven Hawking being a hottie.

allison said...

yeah, i love him. i was watching one of his interviews a while back and laughed my ass off when he said (using his voicebox): "the only thing that sucks about this voice box is that it gives me an American accent. I hate it."

it just sounded so funny.

Egan said...

Allison: got to Technorati.com and click on Search at the top of the page. Then type the URL of your blog in there and voila. You should see a listing of blogs linking to your blog. Bon courage! (I hope that's what you were asking about)

Fred said...

my feet hurt. i feel all sort of confusion and dizzyness.

peace out y'all, and treat your mother right.