Thursday, November 10, 2005

New JiggsCasey.com Article

Lance Armstrong is my hero

Between the Tour de France and Sheryl Crow, there's a lot to admire about Lance Armstrong. Jiggs himself has quite the man-crush on Lance, and wants nothing more than to be just like his hero. Needless to say, Jiggs has no intention of taking up cycling. If you like Jiggs, like Lance, or just want to know what a "pride-cut" is, read on.

Enjoy it, douchebags!

14 comments:

jamwall said...

my time is usually spent...

1. looking at porn
2. counting my nards (or "tabulating nards"...but coming up with the same number).
3. crying in front of my lance armstrong poster.
4. wishing one nard would just vanish into thin air...

jiggs said...

We're like twins.

Monica said...

lance rules.

Spinning Girl said...

Even though I am not a douchebag, I enjoyed reading this very much.
I would advise against the nut job, though (that might be the wrong term for it). I dated a 1-nutted man, and his libido was so low I practically had to hit him with a beam to get him to even think about sex, even with thigh-high boots and a gallon bottle of Glide. But seriously, your Tstone level also affects your whole drive to do just about anything. I'd rather have you in my mind as a charging horny bull than a bored, sleepy, pudgy, placid piece of bread.

Nick said...

Jiggs, been back to casual friday? you should check it out, he responded.

Calzone said...

I feel a bit guilty, but very drunk with power

Übermilf said...

This is practice for when we take over the world.

Dibs on Paraguay!

jiggs said...

Seriously, spinning girl. After your HNT and then you typing the phrase thigh-high boots and a gallon bottle of Glide... I'm at a loss for words. Seriously.

jiggs said...

With respect to the casual friday guy, I didn't actually expect him to respond at all beyond deleting all the comments.

I did follow Johnny Damned's lead and gave him some encouragement.

jiggs said...

By him, I mean the casual friday guy.

jiggs said...

I was thinking that if uebermilf gets paraguay, I want to get uruguay.

The Tongue Lasher said...

I, too, added a comment in my alter-ego. That I haven't used in months. Perhaps it is a good one to use for these purposes.

Übermilf said...

Oops. That was me. Like my snazzy red leather?

jiggs said...

Yes. The red leather is great.