Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Molly McButtsex....

...was the internalized snap-judgement insult I conjured up for this slutted-out chick I passed on the street today.

This reminds me of/was possibly inspired by Molly McButter, the powdered butter substitute.

This brings me to my current state of confusion.

Is the name 'Molly McButtsex' better suited for:

a.) some kind of powdered anal lube
b.) some kind of artificial ass sex-toy
c.) some kind of porn star whose schtick is making low-fat meals while doin' it (in the butt).

8 comments:

TastyMcJ said...

I should have perhaps prefaced this post with the fact that I enjoy splicing together two words, conjoined with a 'Mc' to make insults.

i.e. 'Fuckface McDouchebag'

jiggs said...

GENIUS LEVEL!!!

I think a.

slappy said...

Like our favorite ethnic stereotype, Irish McDrinky.

jiggs said...

Why would "molly mcbuttsex" be an insult. It seems like it should be high praise.

Lex said...

I pick B.

Wish I could come up with funny shit like that.

TastyMcJ said...

Am I the only one who picks C?

I'm normally not one to combine sex and food, but I find the prospect of this hilarious.

jiggs said...

So there are two competing forces for choosing the meaning of Molly McButtsex. The first is the hilariousness of the option and second is how well the option stays true to the original product. I thought (a) was both funny and fit the original product well.

they are all funny however.

jiggs said...

Also, I think lex is hot