Tuesday, November 01, 2005

I smell like garlic

Yesterday I had this really good pizza. One of the things it had was whole roasted garlic. I probably had like 10 cloves of garlic. Today, I can't get rid of the smell. I've been smelling it in my nose. My pee smells like garlic. My farts smell like garlic.

How do I make it stop?

ps. Y'all might enjoy this:

Man who thinks he's a skateboard

pps. Apparently, blogger spell check does not know the word fart. How is that possible?

ppps. It also doesn't know the word "blogger".

6 comments:

jiggs said...

That animation is cool.

In some countries, garlic is considered an aphrodisiac. Thus I suggest you go straight to the Sudan.

And in case you're worried, this is not just another ploy to get you to go to Sudan.

Monkey said...

Garlic farts are almost as bad as fish oil farts, but not quite.

The skateboard man is outrageously wonderful!!

Thank you.

Melliferous Pants said...

FSR (Fart Smell Recognition) is the worst.

Fred said...

argh how many cloves? 10??? you crazy motherpatrolling-fucker. you're gonna smell like garlic for about a month, get used to it.

Booty J Patrol said...

I seem to be able to process garlic failrly quickly. Normally I can eat a lot of garlic and not smell at all, but this time it took a day for the smell to go away (its gone now).

However, now I know why they say that garlic is good for you. It's not that the garlic does anything in particular for you, its just that it keeps all the other diseased people away from you and your stench!

Lex said...

Garlic is a tough one, you may notice it for a few days actually.

The only way to really get rid of it quick is to sweat, sweat as much as you can. When you got to bed bundle right up to so you sweat more.

I never really have a problem with garlic cos' when I sleep apparently my body temp rises incedibly high, so I've been told but I must cos' I wake up every morning soaked. Friggan' soaked from head to toe, even in the dead of winter.

Good luck stinky:)