Tuesday, November 15, 2005

I sent Spinning Girl a gift!

See! And of course I attached a note to know let her know how much I appreciate her. Who doesn't love the very apt lyrics of You Spin Me Round by Dead or Alive?

In retrospect, perhaps I shouldn't have used an expletive in the note. Perhaps that was a little coarse.

Now if my secret plan comes to fruition, Spinning Girl will send me naked pictures of her in return.

28 comments:

Monkey said...

Here is my recycled comment from Spinning Girl's Blog:

"Jiggs has a crush. I love it when he gets crushes, because it always means a great article on Jiggs Casey.com is on it's way. Oh I'm a mercanary monkey. I don't care who suffers for my pound of entertainment."

Whoo Hoooo!

Booty J Patrol said...

Jiggs, Monkey seems to know you oh so well. It's almost like you guys share a mind...

jiggs said...

Yes indeed, I'm plunging head first into intrigue. Intrigue with a capital "gue". I hope I don't permanently scar Spinning Girl.

jiggs said...

Booty, monkey and I are mud brothers. DUH!

Monkey said...

Except that I'm sure Jiggs can spell mercenarycorrectly.

Monkey said...

And I'm sure he doesn't fuck up his html.

We are mud brothers, oh yes indeed we are... separated at birth and all.

jiggs said...

Murcenary

Nope. I can't either.

Monkey said...

We are so related! I thought of you last night while I was watching Laguna Beach with the woman. If you were going off to college, 20 minutes away, I would cry.

jiggs said...

I'm a little confused Monkey...

Are you saying that if we lived together and then I went off to college that was 20 minutes away, then you would cry?

Because normally I live thousands of miles away and going to college 20 minutes away would vastly increase our proximity.

Of course, you could mean that if I was a character on Laguna Beach going to college then you would cry.

Or possibly you mean that there are dentists from the future that go back in time to fix the dental wrongs of the past.

Calzone said...

the last chick that Jiggs had a crush on wound up on a milk carton.

Spinning Girl said...

You are so awesome. I didn't mind the expletive, as it was used in a sentence of great praise! I would write the very same thing. YOU ROCK! Which I say a lot too. Maybe we are two peas from the same pod, separated at birth?

jiggs said...

Calzone, the reason that the last chick I had a crush on ended up on a milk carton, is because I was in a bestiality phase and I had a thing for the lucerne dairy cow.

Spinning Girl: Ok good. I was a little worried that I had crossed the line of good taste. I would be quite pleased if we were two peas from the same pod. I likes me my peas.

Monkey said...

Wow. There is a lot of separating at birth going on here. I'm concerned for our mother.

Dentists from the future should come back here and give me some teeth. Has anyone noticed that I have no teeth??

In my Laguna Beach Fantasy, we would both have to be characters on the show, because otherwise we wouldn't be vapid enough to cry at the thought of going to college 20 minutes away. I never watch the damn show, but last night was the finalé! And it sucked. It sucked so bad it sucked all the air out of the room.

That's the third time I've said that today. It's my new catch phrase.

Calzone said...

This is cool Jiggs!!! I bet your probation officer is going to be psyched!!

jiggs said...

Calzone is jealous!!!

jiggs said...

Monkey,

You're right. Dentists of the future should give you teeth.

It would be pretty weird if monkey, me and spinning girl really were separated at birth. Presumably we would be fraternal triplets since we're not even the same species.

Add in the fact that spinning girl is so much taller and hotter than me and it begins to stretch reason that we all came from the same mother.

Unless of course, our collective mother was impregnated by Zeus! Then everything would make complete sense.

Lee Ann said...

You're cool jiggsey!

Melliferous Pants said...

FYI- I was only on a milk carton for a few days.

Friends of McDougal said...

Jiggsy - your shit is so fuckiing real right now. you're your own motherfuckiing buddha. and you want toget laid so bad. have you ever noticed how hard it is to hit the space key when you're coked up and fucking tripping balls. this is why i don't blog on cocaine. i mean I can comment, but can't run shit over at my blog. jusesfucking christ man, why didn't i hit return back there? at least once. i'm the fucking kinf of return and i iddidndid fuck ca't spellthat iidi you kno w hat word i mean - did not. abrevited. i got a prooton torday at work and am cebrelate by cocaine,viagra, prednizone, ketamine and phenol barbitol and fucking entheogens and i found christ. notreally but god. imean, I've alwaysknown god is a different way than youthinkbutthat does notmean I don't believe ofhim. fuckiing andy epxerience $450 more dollars a month than you thought it would be. who is talking to me about the poor old indian woman from the bank who said it's not done. those motherfucking voices and who is tlaking to me. where the fuck is I? what is your MOTHERFUCKING BACKUP PLAN, JIGGSY?1/1/1/
It's obvious that you don't even have a MOTHERFUCKING BACKUP PLAN.
you just went in cold without a MOTHERFUCKING BACK UP PLAN, you goddamn lunatic.

I'm fucking coming over there and I'm going to beat the ever loving shit out of you.

and e-mail me youraddress. I'm "sendingyou something"

justmoteherfuckingdoi itasshowl.

Calzone said...

I'm not jealous I just rigorously cock block as a rule. No exceptions.

jiggs said...

Sometimes McDougal, you say things that are a little cuckoo. But today, you're dead on. I need to get laid really badly.

jiggs said...

Yo Calzone, I'm quite an accomplished cockblocker myself.

Lee Ann said...

muffin, don't you have a girlfriend. You are so cute!

Lee Ann said...

Night cutie!

jiggs said...

Lee Ann: I'm sans girlfriend right now.

jiggs said...

night lee ann

Booty J Patrol said...

I can attest to the fact that Jiggs is indeed an accomplished cockblocker, and desparately needs to get laid.

TastyMcJ said...

I can second that, as well.

In fact, he's blocking my cock right now!