Saturday, November 05, 2005

I love California

Warren Beatty and Annette Bening were denied access to a Schwarzeneger rally in California today. A Schwarzeneger aide literally blocked the way to keep them from entering.

Actors squaring off over politics is always funny. Unfortunately, one of those actors happens to be the governor.

This is exactly why I don't vote.

13 comments:

Melliferous Pants said...

Do you really not vote?

slappy said...

No, Jiggs doesn't, but that's because he's a felon.

Harry Yak said...

i thought it was because he couldn't prove residency.

jiggs said...

It's really more of an issue of despair

Melliferous Pants said...

No wonder we fucking have the terminator.

Alistair! said...

here here pants.

Booty J Patrol said...

No, the reason we have the terminator is because on elecction day, when they asked people "Who did you vote for and why?" the most common answer was "Arnold, because he's been in a lot of good movies."

Even though I'm often trying to convince Jiggs to vote, I'll be the first to admit that he could not have stopped the "vote for me I'm famous" bandwagon here in California.

Melliferous Pants said...

I realize we have the governator because people are retarded sacks of shit and voted him in because of his vast action hero experience...but I am shocked at the number of people who have never voted. Perhaps if the people who never vote did so we wouldn't be stuck with some of the shit we have.

Jiggs, you're lucky Puffy didn't come after you.

slappy said...

Um, Pants... it's P Diddy. No, wait, it's Diddy.

jiggs said...

I have voted multiple times in the past. It's just something I gave up. The first time it was because of an accident involving me not getting my mail-in ballot and the next year I was out of the country for 6 months.

Basically I realized that I don't feel any less unhappy about the government when I vote.

And in case you're wondering, Pants, I don't identify with either of the major parties. I'm more of a centrist libertarian type of douchebag.

At the time of the special election for governor in CA, who was considered the centrist candidate? It was Schwarzeneger. So had I voted with the candidate whose views were superficially most like mine, I would have voted for him.

Of course, Schwarzeneger isn't someone that particularly motivates me to get out and vote because he's clearly a douchebag. I mean if I wanted someone who treated women like shit for a governor, I would have tried to get Bill Clinton to run.

Jay Leno is right. Those Clinton jokes just keep working.

Monkey said...

A voting brouhaha! We're gearing up for our November 8th election here. I'm voting, but voting has always been a compulsion with me.

Calzone goes through the pit of despair, but he still goes to the polls. Mostly to hit on the coffee ladies.

Melliferous Pants said...

I would totally fuck Clinton.

jiggs said...

I bet you would Pants. Hell I would have sex with Clinton. With Arnie too for that matter.

Either way it would be a hilarious story.