Sunday, November 27, 2005

I had a Mythbusters related dream last night.....

They were tyring to bust some earthquake myth here on the Cal campus.

It didn't work.

So instead they blew up a tanker truck.

In the ensuing chaos (flaming debris was raining down on the student body), I rescued Kari and managed to get us onto a bus out of town. She seemed very grateful that I had saved her life.

I thought all was going well, but then she told me she didn't find me sexually attractive, and the next thing I knew I was standing in the rain, stranded at a bus depot somewhere south of San Francisco.

Man, even in my own fantasies I never get laid.

17 comments:

Lee Ann said...

I'm sorry Tasty...I am sure you are tasty in real life. Forget fantasies!
Aside from you "not getting the girl" the dream sounded pretty cool.

TastyMcJ said...

Thanks, lee ann!

It was a pretty cool dream. It was actually the first one I've had in a while that I really remembered.

It's always cool when shit blows up.

allison said...

i had a dream that i was running with scissors...talk about weird. i was running through a corn field trying to get away from some illegals who were smuggling drugs.

i woke up and was so scared!! couldn't go back to sleep so i watched Love Potion #9 AT LIKE 4:00AM on the hbo family channel.

jiggs said...

Lee Ann: Tasty is tasty in real life. How else could he have gotten such a tasty name?

AP: You were being chased by illegals? Were you going to squeal on them because of their drug smuggling?

allison said...

no.....i never "rat" on people.

it was such a weird dream.

Spinning Girl said...

Wow, that is just painful.

I had a dream I was having the best sex in my life and then the guy morphed into a really old, ugly man. What do you suppose that could mean?

TastyMcJ said...

Perhaps you have an old man fetish that you've been denying.

Lee Ann said...

I thought I have strange dreams, you guys have been having better ones than me lately.
Allison, I hate when I dream something freaky like that, then I can't go back to sleep. Amazing what comes on tv in those wee hours.

Jiggs, I still want to know about your tongue....a question I asked you on my comments! ;) I am sure Tasty is tasty...*giggle*

Spinning, wow, too bad it turned out like that!

jiggs said...

I feel bad for you all. The only dreams I have are great sex dreams. Everybody is totally into me and if someone turns into an old man, I just roll with it.

josh williams said...

I have the same fantasy problem. Then I tried thinking of Jared the Subway guy as a girl, she was real ugly,for a fantasy. I finally scored! Its a damn shame that you have to go ugly early even in your fantasy's. Good luck.

Melliferous Pants said...

I only think Mythbusters is so/so.

jiggs said...

Pants! You're clearly drunk!

TastyMcJ said...

If by so/so you mean shit ohmygod/shit ohmygod then I wholeheartedly agree.

It's just that exciting.

Lilly said...

MYTHBUSTERS!! Oh. I am not the only one dreaming about them -- they've been part of my journeys in Dreamland a few times, but sadly I have still not been able to really remember what happened...I only recall their presence....

...most importantly: Tory's presence ;-)

jiggs said...

I knew I'd see you here on this thread lilly! I say we conspire somehow to make me end up with Kari and you end up with Tory. Perhaps the plan can involve a giant catapult and a 1000 kilos of marshmellows.

Lilly said...

Hahaha :-) I am so predictable!

Listen, Jiggs, count me in! That's the best idea I've heard in ages!!:-D

Perhaps there are some Viking-related myths they can explore -- I'll have to see what I can come up with. And naturally, it would have to include a giant catapult and a ton of marshmellows -- and an enormous EXPLOSION!

I am so excited now!!

TastyMcJ said...

we could dump a ton of marshmallows into a vat of molten potassium chlorate.

I'm sure we all know what would happen then.