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They were tyring to bust some earthquake myth here on the Cal campus.
It didn't work.
So instead they blew up a tanker truck.
In the ensuing chaos (flaming debris was raining down on the student body), I rescued Kari and managed to get us onto a bus out of town. She seemed very grateful that I had saved her life.
I thought all was going well, but then she told me she didn't find me sexually attractive, and the next thing I knew I was standing in the rain, stranded at a bus depot somewhere south of San Francisco.
Man, even in my own fantasies I never get laid.
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I'm sorry Tasty...I am sure you are tasty in real life. Forget fantasies!
Aside from you "not getting the girl" the dream sounded pretty cool.
Thanks, lee ann!
It was a pretty cool dream. It was actually the first one I've had in a while that I really remembered.
It's always cool when shit blows up.
i had a dream that i was running with scissors...talk about weird. i was running through a corn field trying to get away from some illegals who were smuggling drugs.
i woke up and was so scared!! couldn't go back to sleep so i watched Love Potion #9 AT LIKE 4:00AM on the hbo family channel.
Lee Ann: Tasty is tasty in real life. How else could he have gotten such a tasty name?
AP: You were being chased by illegals? Were you going to squeal on them because of their drug smuggling?
no.....i never "rat" on people.
it was such a weird dream.
Wow, that is just painful.
I had a dream I was having the best sex in my life and then the guy morphed into a really old, ugly man. What do you suppose that could mean?
Perhaps you have an old man fetish that you've been denying.
I thought I have strange dreams, you guys have been having better ones than me lately.
Allison, I hate when I dream something freaky like that, then I can't go back to sleep. Amazing what comes on tv in those wee hours.
Jiggs, I still want to know about your tongue....a question I asked you on my comments! ;) I am sure Tasty is tasty...*giggle*
Spinning, wow, too bad it turned out like that!
I feel bad for you all. The only dreams I have are great sex dreams. Everybody is totally into me and if someone turns into an old man, I just roll with it.
I have the same fantasy problem. Then I tried thinking of Jared the Subway guy as a girl, she was real ugly,for a fantasy. I finally scored! Its a damn shame that you have to go ugly early even in your fantasy's. Good luck.
I only think Mythbusters is so/so.
Pants! You're clearly drunk!
If by so/so you mean shit ohmygod/shit ohmygod then I wholeheartedly agree.
It's just that exciting.
MYTHBUSTERS!! Oh. I am not the only one dreaming about them -- they've been part of my journeys in Dreamland a few times, but sadly I have still not been able to really remember what happened...I only recall their presence....
...most importantly: Tory's presence ;-)
I knew I'd see you here on this thread lilly! I say we conspire somehow to make me end up with Kari and you end up with Tory. Perhaps the plan can involve a giant catapult and a 1000 kilos of marshmellows.
Hahaha :-) I am so predictable!
Listen, Jiggs, count me in! That's the best idea I've heard in ages!!:-D
Perhaps there are some Viking-related myths they can explore -- I'll have to see what I can come up with. And naturally, it would have to include a giant catapult and a ton of marshmellows -- and an enormous EXPLOSION!
I am so excited now!!
we could dump a ton of marshmallows into a vat of molten potassium chlorate.
I'm sure we all know what would happen then.
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