Friday, November 11, 2005

I am now officially mud brothers with monkey!

When monkey said he was going to send me some dirt so that we could become mud brothers, I was a little skeptical. After all he is a monkey and he's only 8 inches tall. But lo and behold, I got a package in the mail:




And then I eagerly opened it to find some dirt:



Not just any dirt, mind you, but dirt that monkey had rolled around in. Further, monkey said that he would even refrain from pooing in the dirt.

Anyway, I played in the dirt myself and now we are officially mud brothers!



And guess what, there was no monkey poop in it!

30 comments:

Fred said...

thats wierd

Friends of McDougal said...

I love the way bloggerland and the real world are intersecting. Thad Goddamn dragon was wearing a McDougal shirt the other day. Oh, and the other day I was over at Spinning Girl's site jerkin' off and also I sodomized Carl Spackler.
Oh, and I did a bunch of blow and beat up a young Christian boy with Larin VonSmartass the other day.

But this ... this dirt thing ...

That's over the top, Jiggsy.

Over the top.

By the way, I know where your name came from. I just don't know why you chose that.

People are buyin' my Goddamn stars too. Fucking Nick. Nick is great. He bought my star and I sent him a large wooden crate full of gold.

Calzone said...

You guys are just plain wierd. Dirt...what the fuck.

Monkey said...

Yeah!!! Whooo Hoooo! We are MUD BROTHERS at last! Separated at birth no more. Reunited in the blogosphere.

I love you Jiggs.

Alistair! said...

This is the interface FOM. Oh yes...we are the cybermen...or cybermonkies in monkey's case...or cyberjiggs in jiggs' case.

Spinning Girl said...

Waaah! I want to get dirt in the mail. Nobody sends me anything. Nobody wants to play with me.

Calzone said...

Spinning, that is so not true. We all want to play with you

larin von smartass said...

thats awesome! dirt! who knew!

fod is so right. im just waiting for the day i see carl spackler at the bar. and we totally kicked that christian boy's ass. thinks he can try and give ME a free bible!

SG: you can play with me if you want. im fun and educational!

larin von smartass said...

by fod, i meant fom... its just this little thing we have where i mispell his name... its pretty cute actually

The Husband said...

mcdougal, my ass is still bleeding thanks to you. in return, can you send me a McDougal T-Shirt?

Fred said...

calzone flatpacked me some weed and sent it over the other day. cheers c-zone, the shrooms are en route. or whatever. who said what about milkshakes?

allison said...

so you recieved a package of dirt. interesting.

allison said...

what happened over at the Casual Friday? Was your intention to get him to shut down his site?

larin von smartass said...

there wasnt any formal intention of shutting him down [atleast, i dont think there was], it was more just a bullying complex in where we were all upset by his blog [for no real good reasons] and upon discoverring everone felt the same, planned an ambush of sorts.
it was well orchestrated, but not thoroughly purposefull.

Lee Ann said...

Hmmm, dirt! I can't stand getting dirt under my fingernails. You should turn it into mud...that would be more fun!
I sent sand to my friend in New Orleans a few years ago! (It was the sand from Destin, FL ~ the really white almost powdered sugar like sand) I had a really cool tequila bottle (1800) that I had saved (and cleaned of course) I put it in that and shipped it. He thought it was tres cool!

TastyMcJ said...

I have a bottle of white sand from florida somewhere, myself.

It was given to me by an ex-girlfriend who had gone to some evangelical Christian thing there.

I found out later that the sand had been blessed.

TastyMcJ said...

Oh, and lee ann, I walked in on Jiggs attempting to make mud...

What...For once I was being literal.

He was about to pour a 5 gallon bucket of water right into that box of dirt and I was like... man... at least cover the kitchen table first, that's where I pour myself my bourbon in the mornings.

TastyMcJ said...

Long story short, I ended up with a black-eye and a mud-encrusted 'breakfast' this morning.

jiggs said...

Fred and Calzone: Free your mind to the possibility that people can bond through dirt.

mcd: the name does indirectly come from where you're thinking, but in a really boring way.

monkey: I love you too. :) There is no love like simian love.

allistair hit the nail on the head when he distinguished me from mere mortals! Now that I am mud brothers with monkey, I am a god in comparison to the rest of you losers!

Spinning Girl and LVS: I'm fairly certain that all of us would enjoy playing with the both of you. And I know that sounds a little perverse, but that's not how I mean it... Oh wait. yes I do.

AP: We had no intention of shutting the casual friday guy down. I thought he was tough enough to take a little ribbing. That's why we chose him. He was someone that should have been able to persevere. I also thought more of his readers would come to his aid.

If he does quit it's because he isn't interested in working on the blog anymore; not because we made him sad.

Carl: your streak of not talking about buttsex is now broken. I know mcd tricked you into doing it (the buttsex i mean)

Lee Ann and Tasty: Sending white sand in the mail? Are you sure that that wasn't colombian blue flake?

And Tasty was right about using too much water to make mud. He had to drink a muddy bourbon and got so mad that he punched himself in the eye.

Spinning Girl said...

I want you to send me a box.

Calzone said...

I want Lee ann to send me a box

Lee Ann said...

tasty, I thought for a second you may have been the one I sent the sand to....haha, how often does that happen?
Jiggsy, you tried to make mud, because I said that would be more fun? You are so sweet...sorry Tasty that you had to drink muddy bourbon.
Calzone baby, give me your address!
(do you just want a box or do you want dirt too?)

jiggs said...

Yo Spinning Girl: I was trying to think of a good thing to send to you, and I think a box with a top in it would be cool. You are a spinning girl, so you should get a spinning item.

jiggs said...

Just think Lee Ann: Tasty drank muddy bourbon because of you.

Lee Ann said...

Muffin, I am sorry. I have apologized to tasty already. You should have called me to come help you make the mud... ;) it would have turned out much much better!

Lee Ann said...

muffin, send me something!

jiggs said...

Let me think about the best thing to send you Lee Ann.

Lee Ann said...

YAY!....you are adorable!

jamwall said...

monkey produces the greatest dirt!

Fred said...

dirt bonding? what the freak. i hear that about chemical brothers n shit, but dirt? dirt can't even get you high.