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And then I eagerly opened it to find some dirt:
Not just any dirt, mind you, but dirt that monkey had rolled around in. Further, monkey said that he would even refrain from pooing in the dirt.
Anyway, I played in the dirt myself and now we are officially mud brothers!
And guess what, there was no monkey poop in it!
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thats wierd
I love the way bloggerland and the real world are intersecting. Thad Goddamn dragon was wearing a McDougal shirt the other day. Oh, and the other day I was over at Spinning Girl's site jerkin' off and also I sodomized Carl Spackler.
Oh, and I did a bunch of blow and beat up a young Christian boy with Larin VonSmartass the other day.
But this ... this dirt thing ...
That's over the top, Jiggsy.
Over the top.
By the way, I know where your name came from. I just don't know why you chose that.
People are buyin' my Goddamn stars too. Fucking Nick. Nick is great. He bought my star and I sent him a large wooden crate full of gold.
You guys are just plain wierd. Dirt...what the fuck.
Yeah!!! Whooo Hoooo! We are MUD BROTHERS at last! Separated at birth no more. Reunited in the blogosphere.
I love you Jiggs.
This is the interface FOM. Oh yes...we are the cybermen...or cybermonkies in monkey's case...or cyberjiggs in jiggs' case.
Waaah! I want to get dirt in the mail. Nobody sends me anything. Nobody wants to play with me.
Spinning, that is so not true. We all want to play with you
thats awesome! dirt! who knew!
fod is so right. im just waiting for the day i see carl spackler at the bar. and we totally kicked that christian boy's ass. thinks he can try and give ME a free bible!
SG: you can play with me if you want. im fun and educational!
by fod, i meant fom... its just this little thing we have where i mispell his name... its pretty cute actually
mcdougal, my ass is still bleeding thanks to you. in return, can you send me a McDougal T-Shirt?
calzone flatpacked me some weed and sent it over the other day. cheers c-zone, the shrooms are en route. or whatever. who said what about milkshakes?
so you recieved a package of dirt. interesting.
what happened over at the Casual Friday? Was your intention to get him to shut down his site?
there wasnt any formal intention of shutting him down [atleast, i dont think there was], it was more just a bullying complex in where we were all upset by his blog [for no real good reasons] and upon discoverring everone felt the same, planned an ambush of sorts.
it was well orchestrated, but not thoroughly purposefull.
Hmmm, dirt! I can't stand getting dirt under my fingernails. You should turn it into mud...that would be more fun!
I sent sand to my friend in New Orleans a few years ago! (It was the sand from Destin, FL ~ the really white almost powdered sugar like sand) I had a really cool tequila bottle (1800) that I had saved (and cleaned of course) I put it in that and shipped it. He thought it was tres cool!
I have a bottle of white sand from florida somewhere, myself.
It was given to me by an ex-girlfriend who had gone to some evangelical Christian thing there.
I found out later that the sand had been blessed.
Oh, and lee ann, I walked in on Jiggs attempting to make mud...
What...For once I was being literal.
He was about to pour a 5 gallon bucket of water right into that box of dirt and I was like... man... at least cover the kitchen table first, that's where I pour myself my bourbon in the mornings.
Long story short, I ended up with a black-eye and a mud-encrusted 'breakfast' this morning.
Fred and Calzone: Free your mind to the possibility that people can bond through dirt.
mcd: the name does indirectly come from where you're thinking, but in a really boring way.
monkey: I love you too. :) There is no love like simian love.
allistair hit the nail on the head when he distinguished me from mere mortals! Now that I am mud brothers with monkey, I am a god in comparison to the rest of you losers!
Spinning Girl and LVS: I'm fairly certain that all of us would enjoy playing with the both of you. And I know that sounds a little perverse, but that's not how I mean it... Oh wait. yes I do.
AP: We had no intention of shutting the casual friday guy down. I thought he was tough enough to take a little ribbing. That's why we chose him. He was someone that should have been able to persevere. I also thought more of his readers would come to his aid.
If he does quit it's because he isn't interested in working on the blog anymore; not because we made him sad.
Carl: your streak of not talking about buttsex is now broken. I know mcd tricked you into doing it (the buttsex i mean)
Lee Ann and Tasty: Sending white sand in the mail? Are you sure that that wasn't colombian blue flake?
And Tasty was right about using too much water to make mud. He had to drink a muddy bourbon and got so mad that he punched himself in the eye.
I want you to send me a box.
I want Lee ann to send me a box
tasty, I thought for a second you may have been the one I sent the sand to....haha, how often does that happen?
Jiggsy, you tried to make mud, because I said that would be more fun? You are so sweet...sorry Tasty that you had to drink muddy bourbon.
Calzone baby, give me your address!
(do you just want a box or do you want dirt too?)
Yo Spinning Girl: I was trying to think of a good thing to send to you, and I think a box with a top in it would be cool. You are a spinning girl, so you should get a spinning item.
Just think Lee Ann: Tasty drank muddy bourbon because of you.
Muffin, I am sorry. I have apologized to tasty already. You should have called me to come help you make the mud... ;) it would have turned out much much better!
muffin, send me something!
Let me think about the best thing to send you Lee Ann.
YAY!....you are adorable!
monkey produces the greatest dirt!
dirt bonding? what the freak. i hear that about chemical brothers n shit, but dirt? dirt can't even get you high.
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