Wednesday, November 02, 2005

History of the day for November 2

In 1921, Patrick Mattern invents Wheaties, the "Breakfast Of Champions." This replaces the former breakfast of champions, a plateful of bacon and a glass of beer.

15 comments:

jiggs said...

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Bacon is my favorite condiment. I'd like that PB&J with a side of bacon.

Fred said...

bacon rules, especially when its with cheese. i highly reccommend a bacon, tomato and gorgonzola toasted ciabatta. i make them for Dee all the time, and she loves them enough to do me favours after.

The Husband said...

bacon is awesome. however, the best condiment EVER is ketchup. no condiment is even close.

Fred said...

you mean, the other condiments are always playing ketchup! bwaaaahahahha!

Booty J Patrol said...

Do you guys remember that commercial with the dog that says, "Bacon bacon bacon BACON!!!"?

Friends of McDougal said...

the sick joke of that commercial -- it's not really bacon.

Only, dogs don't know it's not bacon.

And neither did I when my mother fed it to me every day for 11 years. She's a goddamn vegan.

You know what else I love? Schnausages.

Ɯbermilf said...

Booty, that product is called "Beggin' Strips" and someone named Steve ate it.

You can read all about his experience by clicking the link.

Booty J Patrol said...

Thank you ubermilf. That was highly enlightening.

allison said...

fred- this is the last time i'm gonna say it....get that damn cat back in your picture!

Friends of McDougal said...

I'm kind of partial to this Fred pic.

Looks like someone I'd like to take a bunch of pills with and crash on his sofa.

He's all mellow.

He's not gonna paint on your face with permanent marker or anything.

Just let you get some sleep, man.

Just let him be, dude.

Can't you see he's tired?

That's what Fred would say when douchebags like Jiggs Casey tried to write "penis" on my face.

jiggs said...

PENIS ON YOUR FACE!!!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET MCDOUGAL FOR PASSING OUT AROUND HERE. FRED LEFT AND HE COULDN'T PROTECT YOU!!!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

jiggs said...

And Fred, I don't expect people to use puns as badly as me. That's why I'm so pleased with your "ketchup" joke. Although it's spelled catsup!!!

Booty J Patrol said...

Catsup is how you spell it when it is made out of ground cat bones like they used to make it. Nowadays no one makes it that way, so it is ketchup.

jiggs said...

That's a filthy lie booty.

It was only cat skulls.

Don't tell pete that we're joking about dead cats cuz he'll hunt us down and catfuck us.

Fred said...

cheers coal face. and just for the record, the only prank i ever played on somone when they were asleep was putting party poppers up their nostrils, and cigarettes in their ears.