Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Douchebag crime update

Most of the crime updates I get are frightening. This one is just stupid:

On October 24, 2005, at approximately 6:37 PM, a woman was the victim of an attempted auto theft. A suspect posing as a parking attendant attempted to get her keys. Victim refused to give up her keys but instead purchased a parking permit from machine. Suspect re-contacted her, and when she threatened to call the police, suspect fled south on Ellsworth St.


What a pathetic douchebag! That's the sorriest attempt at stealing a car I've ever heard of:

Uh, ya, hi. I'm the uh, parking, uh attendant. Uh could you uh give me your uh keys?

6 comments:

TastyMcJ said...

that reminds me of the time I hung out in front of the dressing room at Macy's and tried to convince chicks they had to get naked and give me their old clothes before they could try on new ones.

that didn't work out so well, either.

Lee Ann said...

Hey muffin...he must have been a rookie!

jiggs said...

Hey Lee Ann!

For those of you that don't know, I was jealous that Lee Ann called Calzone "baby" and suggested that Lee Ann call me "muffin".

TastyMcJ said...

well, that destroys my ego....

thinking the women on the 'net were calling me 'muffin'.

jiggs said...

No way Tasty. I'm the muffinman!

Monkey said...

Jiggs is the muffin man? Does he live on Drury Lane?

The would be car jacker was obviously in Car Jacking Kindergarten.