Tuesday, November 15, 2005

The Blog Affiliates of Justice: Taste the Horn!

The Blog Affiliates of Justice is a ragtag bunch of blogger mercenaries that periodically goes ninja on an unsuspecting blog. Our mission, to go to a blog and act batshit fucking crazy! Our slogan: FEEL OUR HORN!

Meet our ruling tribunal: Nick, Uebermilf and Calzone. I am the powerless mouthpiece of this organization and Carl is the John Hancock.

We've got our own sweet ass logo that Nick made for us!



The members of the Blog Affiliates of Justice:

Uebermilf, Nick, Calzone, Jiggs, McDougal, Knitty Kitty, Monkey, TastyMcJ,Carl, Larin, Anthony, Booty, Amazing Anonymous, John Clog Hater, Slappy.

29 comments:

jiggs said...

Did I forget anyone?

Nick said...

Mad Mondo, WhiteBoyBob and Marriedman Chang as far as I can tell.

Mad Mondo deserves special recognition for changing his profile pic to the anti cas-fri (casual beatdown) graphic before posting.

Do we have a base of operations yet?

Nick said...

Is this what you had in mind for the logo? This version of the file is 300 dpi, so if anyone wants to use it on their site, it will have to be downsampled to 72dpi.

Also, I made a couple static link buttons for anyone who doesn't want the big ass logo.

Actually, the files were all created as vector images so I can make them any size that anyone wants. If anyone requires custom specs, email me and I'll fix it up for you.

Nick said...

The buttons may require a border on certain blogs. I will make a version with border for anyone that needs it.

Nick said...

I'm very bored right now.

Monkey said...

Nick + Bored = Inspired Genius

Calzone said...

Chang should be in. I will take responsibility for his actions as much as I hate to do so.

Booty J Patrol said...

We should make sure to keep the base of operations secret, so that our groupies will not be able to find out where our next "hit" will be.

Blogger doesn't seem to allow you to create a blog that is private, so I'll see what we can come up with.

allison said...

I don't know Nick but he's hilarious! where did he come from? Please use the unicorn "feel our horn logo!"

Knitty Kitty said...

this is hilarious...
i think a small button on my blog is in order....

The Husband said...

Nick...outstanding job on the design. that is hilarious.

Lee Ann said...

Heeelllllooooo?
you there jiggs?
I can't open the design here at work. I will have to look later :(

jiggs said...

Yo I'm here. I'm a nightowl and I don't usually wake up until 11:30 PST.

Nick: Logo looks awesome as well as the buttons. I've updated the post to include the pic.

Booty: I don't think we should worry about making a private blog. If our groupies find out about it, so be it. If we're really worried, we can just use email to send the location out and talk about everything but the location on the blog.

I'm happy with making this blog the official meeting place if that makes sense. Presumably, the icons can link back to a blogpost or something. I dunno.

jamwall said...

i love using pretty unicorns to humiliate other blogs.

pretty pretty unicorns.....

are you planning another coordinated attack?

The Husband said...

that logo gives me a raging hard-on. RAGING!

The Husband said...

here's a question...what happens if we show up at our next victims blog and the person see's the unicorn....and they think we are all a bunch of homo's. what do we do then? or is that part of the joke?

Lee Ann said...

carl ~ oooh, really! RAGING,huh? ummmm!
About the unicorn, I haven't seen it yet, maybe it should have red eyes or a tattoo.
Then again, I am just an innocent bystander!

Ɯbermilf said...

That's even worse! Like that guy I heard got beat up by Richard Simmons!

It's bad enough to be humiliated, but humiliated by a pink unicorn?

jiggs said...

Wait. Carl, you're not gay?

I'm just joshing with ya there Carl.

I honestly don't have any problem with people thinking that we're a bunch of raging homos on the prowl.

Plus, I think UM is right in suggesting that those people that do think we're raging homos will take more offense by it.

WhiteBoyBob said...

Thank you for putting me up for nomination. I won't let this fine organisation down.

Bring on the next hapless victim I say.

TastyMcJ said...

Hey, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think unicorns are kick-ass!

TastyMcJ said...

I think we should change the logo everytime it appears to say [random, sexually suggestive verb] the horn.

i.e: Ride the Horn

Calzone said...

Jamwall should be in if he so wishes.

jamwall said...

thanks zone, i'll make sure not to get liquored up with lou reed next time..

Zombie Lou said...

Lou Reed and Jamwall were fucking ripped.

miss kendra said...

MOTHERFUCKERS!

how many goddam times to have to tell you that i am not nice?

I WANT IN, AND I WANT IN NOW!

before i kill you all and knit your skins together into a creepy yet useful afghan.

jiggs said...

Those that want to be added will be added to to the official list that will be posted in the near future.

larin von smartass said...

fucking awesome.
i was gone for a week and missed priceless hours of blogging, but in my return, i was happy to find this

Searching said...

Hey fucko, I just posted your link so now I'm a member of Cocksuckers for Blogging Justice or whatever.