Wednesday, November 30, 2005

BAoJ Staging Ground

The attack is happening at: 11:30 Pacific, 2:30 Eastern, 7:30 GMT

The attack lasts for no longer than 5 minutes. Then we get out ninja style.

No negative posts. We're going to be either nice or random. Vulgarity is dispreferred (It's a judgement call).

15 minutes prior we have a pep rally. Carl is our pep leader.

This is the nice young lady whose blog we're going to visit.

123 comments:

Friends of McDougal said...

And look here, you fucking monkeys -- stay the fuck out of there until the designated five minute time slot.

She's put up a real jewel today.

You've got Spaniards and drinking games.

I'm looking forward to Spackler leading us in some cheers and maybe a team prayer before going in.

Calzone said...

Fred did it again..he is such a poon.

It looks like she is going to erase comments but just the confusion is worth it.

Monkey said...

Why oh why is the word "monkeys" always used to denote thick headed humans? I am getting very tired of this trend. FOM... bend over and give me twenty. Bananas that is. Now.

Lee Ann said...

:( you didn't list my time! Central~(1:30)

Fred said...

wtf is a poon?

Friends of McDougal said...

Fred, what the fuck are you doing?

Put the pipe down, man.

Jesus Lord, we can't be ninjas without discipline.

Looks like one of your unicorns has strayed from the pack ... err ... gaggle ... or whatever the fuck unicorns travel in. Herds? yes, herds, I should think.

I bet she deletes every one of our posts.

Maybe she doesn't have a sense of humor. Which would make her hardly worth our efforts.

Do we have an alternate site to attack?

Friends of McDougal said...

oh, sorry, monkey. No offense intended.

Maybe I should have said, "Look here, you fucking TROGLODYTES --"

Friends of McDougal said...

Also, is it just me or can you guys not stop staring at Maggie (from Portugal)'s teats?

I am inclined to use the word "melons".

Could have something to do with the sweater.

Fred said...

bah, i cant make it to the meet anyhow, so i thought i'd put a random post on there. no harm intended. besides, my horn may be big and spiky but im not a unicorn man.

we could attack this guys blog

http://www.verydodgy.com/justin/

hes got a real good sense of self importance and this would make his day. unless you're all rude to him of course.

Übermilf said...

I just think she was discouraging Fred from hitting on her. I don't know that she'll erase everyone.

That's what Fred gets for being an idiot.

Fred said...

ooh sorry!

Friends of McDougal said...

OK, let's stick with her.

Fred has the whole Atlantic to deal with, so we can't be too mad at him.

if one person does it, they may think he's a little weird and delete his comments. If two people do it, she'll probably just think they're gay. If three people do it -- can you imagine three people going in there and posting random bullshit, and then walking out? They'd think it was a movement.

And that's just what it is, friends. The Blog Affiliates of Justice Massacree.

(with apologies to Arlo Guthrie -- as all my posts are.)

Searching said...

I'm in. I'll see you at Carl's. Funny...I'll be in Spain in two weeks.

Searching said...

Am i correct in assuming that the Pep Rally is happening at Carl's place?

Searching said...

If things don't go well there, we could totally blog-bomb this Dude.

Friends of McDougal said...

Hey, Learning to Jive is back.

marriedman said...

I will attempt to restrain myself on the vulgarity issue.

Fred, seriously, what the hell man? Your gonna blow it, and I know you like blowing things but fuck man!

Anywho, 11:30 my time. And 11:15 here for the pep rally.

I'll see if the baster can come.

Nick said...

The "lbseahag" jumped the gun too. We need to learn to keep it in our pants if this is going to be a ninja-like operation.

Everyone lay off Fred, he learned his lesson. Let's focus on the glory of today.

Even though I will only be with you in spirit, I can feel the energy. It's going to be a good day.

I think FoMcD should write our charter.

scumbag said...

when do we get to do a mean one?

jamwall said...

yeah, she's pretty expediant with deleting a handfull of comments, which means we're gonna wanna hand her a total shitload of comments.

muhahahaha

Glenn Hopper said...

My guess - she's moderately smart, but humorless. She makes the blog for her family back home to read. And she doesn't want grandma reading about Fred's melons.

Friends of McDougal said...

Who the fuck is LBSeahag!?

Damnation, people. Keep your shit together.

jamwall said...

yeah, but she's got long passages about hittin' the sauce while overseas. sure grandma's gonna wanna hear about her loading up on beer during class?

Friends of McDougal said...

That's it. I'm bringin' speedballs.

Wait ... I have no idea what I'm going to say.

I don't usually do "nice" very well.

Friends of McDougal said...

I think I'm going to go with a European theme.

Lee Ann said...

Friend, just tell a joke...uh, nevermind, that might not turn out so good.
European theme...like what?

scumbag said...

i'm gonna call her a toe-headed fuckbag.

oh wait, that's not very nice.

Friends of McDougal said...

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

The Husband said...

WHAT UP MOTHERFUCKERS...WHO IS READY FOR ANOTHER BLOG HIT!

Friends of McDougal said...

Where is everybody?

scumbag said...

HOOOOOOO-EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Lee Ann said...

I'm here Carl!
Jiggs, I brought my pom poms!

The Husband said...

i just want to make sure...today we are not saying MEAN things...just WEIRD things. can someone confirm this for me?

Calzone said...

so who else is kickin around

jiggs said...

I'm slightly stressing!

Carl isn't here yet?

jiggs said...

There he is!

No meanness!

The Husband said...

when i say blog affiliates you say
"JUSTICE"


"BLOG AFFILIATES"

Calzone said...

see I think people should say what they want

as long as its fucked

Übermilf said...

If you can't do nice, do random. Like, "Why are there so many different kinds of lettuce? I'm too confused to make a salad now!" or "Do they make tube socks anymore?" or "I really like grape jelly!" or something.

Friends of McDougal said...

T minus 10 minutes.

Calzone said...

like "youi are a toe headed fuck bag" not cool

"I like toe headed fuck bags" cool

jiggs said...

JUSTICE!!!

Friends of McDougal said...

Yes, remember we're cleaning our karma pipes here.

jiggs said...

JUSTICE!!!

Friends of McDougal said...

JUSTICE!!!!

Lee Ann said...

JUSTICE!

Calzone said...

I'm horny..

O sorry

JUSTICE

slagothor1 said...

I've got an itchy trigger finger.

John, clog hater said...

I know there's clogs lurking on that blog. It's a damn crime!

scumbag said...

**to self** don't be mean. don't be mean. don't be mean.

The Husband said...

BLOG AFFILLIATES....

Übermilf said...

Justice!!!!

jiggs said...

Another cheer!

We're here. we're queer!

scumbag said...

i thought i was supposed to say blog affiliates?

Friends of McDougal said...

I think I'm going to have a hard time being three people on this.

Lee Ann said...

OOOH, BABY! UMMM!
oh, sorry!

jiggs said...

Shit. I don't know the rest of that one.

Friends of McDougal said...

Wait ... the blogger clock is fast. We're going in in like three minutes?

Where the fuck is everyone?

scumbag said...

where's larin?

Calzone said...

yeah we do

Übermilf said...

We take it in the rear!

Monkey said...

Why do I feel like I'm getting ready to snipe an auction on eBay? My pulse is up!

jiggs said...

thanks milf

Friends of McDougal said...

somebody just say "go" when it's time.

Lee Ann said...

good...uber!

Calzone said...

Ok I'm just about ready to roll and shit, hopefully she leaves comments up.

The Husband said...

ok everyone...hopefully your blood is pumping and you are ready to go. 4 minutes. before we do this...lets all take knee and hold hands as we say prepare.

i want all of you to know i'm proud of you.

i have tremendous confidence in all of you.

whatever happens...NO man/woman gets left behind.

Rangers Lead the WAY!

sorry...that should be BLOG AFFILIATES OF JUSTICE...LEAD THE WAY!

AMEN

jiggs said...

!!! got to keep up the intensity!!!

I've got a couple of things ready in the mind.

We're so close to go time!

Übermilf said...

Is it time? Is it time? Is it time?

jiggs said...

GO! GO! GO! GO!

WE'VE GOT FIVE MINUTES PEOPLE!!!

The Husband said...

ITS GO TIME...GO GO GO

Friends of McDougal said...

I'm Mickey Rooney.

Glenn Hopper said...

I feel faint.

Übermilf said...

That was exhilirating.

marriedman said...

God that shit was awesome

scumbag said...

did Friends do an entire post during that melee?

Searching said...

That was fun. My first blog attack. Did I do okay? Not too eager?

Nick said...

I made it! Couldn't leave my peeps hanging!

I fucking love this job.

Also, mickey rooney.

larin von smartass said...

what wonderous times!

Searching said...

Hey Dragon, I'm still waiting for my advice yo.

larin von smartass said...

did you see the annonymous mixed in there?
pussy

Nick said...

dudes, we rocked that shit. we left 70+ comments in 6 minutes.

Calzone said...

that was fun as shit

Searching said...

I feel kind of dirty though. Are we ruining the blogging experiences of others?

scumbag said...

can you believe i went that long w/o calling anyone a cunt?

Lee Ann said...

Very cool!

marriedman said...

That has to be a record

I'm keeping that page up just to look at all the comments. That shit is priceless.

Calzone said...

I'm just being wierd...this can stop or we can keep doing it, I'm wierd either way

larin von smartass said...

i dont htink we are ruining it. im sure we all read her post and now she'll have the great surprise to find over 80 comments on her blog

we weren't mean, just confusing

Searching said...

Maybe that explains why I am confused, since I am used to being mean. Hmmm...interesting point. I will need to ponder this.

jiggs said...

Yo. Guess what. One of the response comments to us (of which most are anonymous) *was* one signed by melliferous pants. Then I went back to make sure and it was gone. I have a feeling that ms. pants is going in there to flame us afterwards!

marriedman said...

We aren't ruining shit. She's gonna see that, and cream her panties at the thought of the following:

1. the sensual comments
2. the amounnt of comments she got
3. the fact that she left her KFC in the car.

TastyMcJ said...

Shit. I missed it.

I should have made a stronger batch of NO-DOZ and Yerba Maté

TastyMcJ said...

Actually, my boss showed up to talk to me at 11:29:59.

I have massive BAoJ Blue Balls now.

jiggs said...

It's so COOL! whoever anonymous is (pants) they're really pissed at me!

marriedman said...

jiggs, that could be the best part. You pissed off someone else entirely.

larin von smartass said...

it was meliferous pants. she what BAoJ stood for and to ignore us and keep on blogging

Anthony said...

That was indeed fun. Sorry for my tardiness.

I think it would be neat if next time we held a meeting in the comments section of a bog for somefictional organisation.

Nick said...

but she actually left that comment as Pants.

I think the anonymous is someone else. I think it's Ubermilf.

Nick said...

Anthony is a genius.

Charles (Jiggs' Member) said...

If it is uebermilf, that would be genius level!

jiggs said...

Oh shit. I just commented as my cock accidentally.

Anthony said...

I can't remember if that was a typo, or if I wanted us to hang out in a bog.

Glenn Hopper said...

I wish anonymous hadn't posted the link back here though -- makes it too easy to find us.

Friends of McDougal said...

I mean, come on -- what if the A-Team had been this easy to find?

Someone could have been shot.

Nick said...

Jiggs! Remove the evidence!

Slagothor1 said...

Can we find a way to do some clandestine planning?

I like the idea of pre-meditated, deadly and silent.

Like a ninja ... or a unicorn.

This in-fighting makes us look like a pack of untrained Yeti.

Wait ... maybe that's more reflective of what we have going over here.

Nick said...

I agree with slag. we need a place to do this shit on the DL.
So nosy nellies can't interfere with our shenanigans.

jiggs said...

Do you think it's really necessary to eliminate the evidence?

Nick said...

no.

Calzone said...

I think its fun being found....and i suck cock.

Anthony said...

Can we eliminate the unbelievers instead?

larin von smartass said...

i agree with clazone
it is fun
and he does give a mean blow job

and i do mean mean

he uses teeth

some guys dig it i guess

marriedman said...

Being found is the best part. That way she can tell us off cause she finally got her mom to come to her blog, and her mom has fried chicken breast cancer, and her mom died cause she couldn't believe all the crassness that goes on in her blog.

but maybe a BAOJ blog, that is seperate would be cool. We could hold pep rallys and shit.

jiggs said...

Who doesn't suck cock around here?

Slagothor1 said...

If you "save as draft" can we atleast take this post down for a few days?

Anonymous fucked the whole thing up.

Turned it ugly.

This was supposed to be our nice one.

Vishnu will call upon us all soon.

jamwall said...

i plopped my preprepared comments in there and took off for a meeting, came back and found that we got 105+ comments up there.

NICE WORK!!!

larin von smartass said...

i like how you strategically planned the commenting around a meeting you needed to attend. thats the kind of dedication im talking about! hats off to you jamwall!

Calzone said...

Jamwalls meetings involve crack cocaine and guns. Don't be too proud.

Übermilf said...

Pants? Pants?? Pants loves us!

The Husband said...

kgreat job everyone. lets keep the tradition of doing our blog hits on wednesdays. wow...i need drink after that.

marriedman said...

I'm so exausted, and horny.

Spinning Girl said...

OK, I'm not part of your Coalition, but that was a freaking RIOT.