Friday, November 25, 2005

Another Hero Named Chuck

The response to Chuck Norris was so overwhelming that I have decided to give you a little taste of another Chuck that is a hero of mine: Charlton Heston. I have compiled his sage-like wisdom in the form of a All I needed to know I learned from... poster:


Fred said...

soylent green - ok i know they use it in futurama a lot, but is it actually something else?

eg. is it smokeable?

no one accuse me of being wasted this time. the only drugs i've had today are caffine, bananas, and 48 lines of columbian.

Monkey said...

I'm going to throw up.

Lee Ann said...

Soylent Green ~ now that was a strange movie, huh?
Jiggsey ~ I think you made Monkey sick!
Wasn't Heston in Ben Hur...He was in Planet of the Apes...(that is not why Monkey is sick is it?)

Spinning Girl said...

Let my people go!!!
Every time I see a burning bush, I think of this dude.

Friends of McDougal said...

Is this the right place to post this?

The fucking mormons are involved now.

jiggs said...

Fred: Soylent green in the movie is basically like a nutrigrain bar of the future.

monkey: How did I know that you would react this way?

Lee Ann: I've seen a whole lot of Chuck Heston movies. I have a feeling monkey is sick of Chuck Heston because of his gun stance. But you're right, planet of the apes might have something to do with it.

Spinning Girl: Everytime I see a burning bush, I get mildly aroused.

McD: Post it here.

Friends of McDougal said...

Then there's the retarded boys beating each other silly.

We need a real/fake news site.

You know, like Jamwall's.

Only, it should probably just be real news.

Are we gonna hit another blog soon?

That was fun.

That non-responsive Casual Friday guy is mildly annoying, but his lunatic fan base is completely off the hook. They suck his dick every time he spews shit on that piece of crap site of his.

Jealous? I don't know. Who cares?

People are idiots.

Lee Ann said...

I saw a burning bush once!
(someone's bottlerocket misfired and went into a bush!)

Monkey said...

You know me well Jiggs. It's that whole NRA thing...

Lee Ann said...

McDougal, is Cas.Fri. still up, or did he shut down?
Yeah, when are you going in for another group hit?

Nick said...

The Tribunal needs to get together and make some decisions.

slappy said...

Yeah, where does the Tribunal meet? In a forest clearing, mountaintop, Applebee's, exactly what venue are we talking about here?

I need to know so I can prepare the lore. "And lo, the Tribunal descended upon the Applebee's and discussed which blogs should be praised and which should be mocked. And they did dine upon mozzarella sticks and it was good."

Calzone said...

Baby, you drive me wild

Lee Ann said...

Calzone, who drives you wild over here baby?

Nick said...

Don't forget the riblets Slappy.

Everyone be drivin' Zone wild, tonight.

Lee Ann said...

Is that true "zone"?

Nick said...

"yes" "it's" "true."

Spinning Girl said...

Me want mudderfucky chocolaty milkey.

Zombie Lou said...

Lou Reed once snorted Nestle Quik.

Lee Ann said...

Don't ever try to swallow cinnamon by the spoonful, it will choke you!

jiggs said...

McDougal, are you suggesting that we post news stories and comment upon them in a hopefully amusing kind of way?

I think one reason the Casual Friday guy started sucking was because so many people started sucking his cock. I think it went to his head.

Certainly I'm jealous of his lunatic fanbase. It would be great to have my own cocksucking society.

jiggs said...

Lee Ann: I liked your comments. It's good to know that I shouldn't eat a spoonful of cinnamon. I do like the cinnamon and sugar mix. A lot.

Monkey: You me and spinning girl are three peas in a pod. Thus I can predict your actions with pretty high accuracy.

Nick and Slappy: I'll make a new blog post about the BAofJ

Zone: Always trying to hit on Lee Ann.

Spinnerina: I think we're on the same page about the chocolate milk

Lou Reed: Sometimes I'll add nestle quick to my cereal and eat my cereal with chocolate milk.