Wednesday, October 05, 2005

What the hell is up with this downtime shit?

It's like I need to blog, yo. And all I can do is sit there with my thumb up my ass, yo.

18 comments:

Booty J Patrol said...

I was wondering that too. All the fucking time they are having a "scheduled downtime" and the web page they through you at doesn't even have the right time on it!

word ver: yennba
Sounds like a yiddish word to me.

Booty J Patrol said...

I mean "throw you at"

Fred said...

i was wondering, how do you sit with your thumb up your ass? surely you'd crush the remaining 4 fingers. not that youre fat. maybe you just put the whole hand up there?

Monkey said...

Actually Fred, I dreamt about Jiggs last night, and in my dream he was painfully thin. Ashley Olsen thin. It was not a good dream.

slappy said...

Actually, I would describe Jiggs as lithe.

Fred said...

only women can be lithe.

lugoce! sounds like an italian pizza-dragon.

Monkey said...

Thank you Slappy. "Lithe". Now I am imagining Jiggs in a tutu.

Melliferous Pants said...

Note to self: Do not smell Jiggs' thumb.

Booty J Patrol said...

Do you usually go around smelling peoples' thumbs?

Word ver: sxhsdism
Its the latest fettish craze.

jiggs said...

I am LITHE! I have the body of a dancer. Unfortunately, that dancer is female.

And in case you're wondering, my thumb smells like roses because my shit smells like roses.

Melliferous Pants said...

I have a friend that constantly makes me smell his finger.

jiggs said...

ms. pants: what does your friend's finger smell like?

Booty J Patrol said...

Can you really call a person who makes you smell their finger constantly a friend? :)

Melliferous Pants said...

His finger smells like handsoap.

He is the brother of one of my girlfriends. Whenever I see him he starts yelling "SMELL MY FINGER!" and shoves his hand under my nose. The last time we played bingo he got so out of control he nearly caused a riot.

Alistair! said...

Why would you put a finger up your arse? Isn't that like...unhygenic? Wouldn't you get cooties and stuff? Do you do it often? Isn't lithe a thinbg that you cut wood and metal an' shit with?

jiggs said...

There are places what you can put your fingers that are not hygenic, that's true.

And Allistair, you're thinking of a lathe, not lithe :)

Spinning Girl said...

zackly.

what the flip?!?

TastyMcJ said...

I actually bought Jiggs a special chair with a thumbhole in the bottom just for this purpose last Xmas.

No, that's not in the least a homoerotic thing...

I just try to get people whatever they put on their list.