Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Technical virginity

Thanks to Bill Clinton, for the last 10 years there has been a discussion about "technical virginity". This article, from USA Today, discusses a recent survey taken of college students. They asked them the question, "Would you say you've had sex with someone if the first intimate behavior you engaged in was ..." and then listed some behaviors, such as kissing, touching, etc. Now, here are some of the results:

Deep kissing -- 2.9% of women and 1.4% of men say that kissing someone counts as sex. Man, talk about prudes.

Intercourse -- 99.7% of women and 99.2% of men consider sticking genitals into each other as sex. I really want to meet the .3% of women that don't consider this sex. What the hell is sex then?

11 comments:

Monkey said...

Sex only occurs when the two people are wearing Batman and Robin costumes and then the genitals interlock. Without the costumes, it can't really be called sex.

Bobby said...

I had a comment, and saw monkey's comment first, and lost mine.

I am relieved to now know that, according to monkey, I have only had sex twice.

And no, there aren't any pictures.

Monkey said...

Dammit... I was going to run over to Bobby's blog to see the photos.

jiggs said...

I certainly love it when superheros do it.

With respect to Booty's question, I think some people only think aural penetration counts as sex. I think a Parliament lyric sums it up best:

We're going to do it to you in your ear hole!

Of course they were talking about music, but you catch my drift.

Calzone said...

If I'm not eating a ham sandwich while I'm doing it then I'm just not fucking

jiggs said...

If I'm not eating a ham sandwich, nothing is worth doing!

TastyMcJ said...

If I'm not fucking a ham sandwich, then I'm just not living.

jiggs said...

Clearly, I should have made a hungry goat joke much earlier. I've been distracted by this whole gravitas thing.

slappy said...

I wonder what happens for couples that happen to be made up of the 0.3% of women and 0.8% of men. Do they keep on having sex and asking each other, "What the hell was that?"

Fred said...

how does superman have sex? surely his superpowered ejac would kill louis.

krypo-dom?

Lee Ann said...

For real! Wonder what sex is to them?