Thursday, October 13, 2005

Tasty needs

Tasty Bacon inc. working hard To bring you the best In your Tasty needs.
Bacon is pretty tasty

This special blend of granulated honey, cinnamon, and brown sugar was created
to meet the tasty needs of bagel lovers everywhere.
bagels are less tasty than bacon

Tasty needs you ! Its that Time I been waiting for ! you know my strange obsession with collecting Marloboro cigarette pack silver foils ? ...
uh. no. I don't know about your strange obession, you douchebag poseur

something tasty needs to happen.. But I don't know what. I don't know anything. ...
I face this existential crisis every fucking hour of every fucking day

3 comments:

slappy said...

I'm surprised no porn for "tasty needs." Or did you edit those out?

TastyMcJ said...

not that I saw.

most were

'blah blah blah is tasty. needs [insert condiment or spice here]'

jiggs said...

That last one is a perfect summation of you.

My word verification:

bbwhq: the bbw headquarters is where i find the hottest, curviest ladies.