Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Some things just aren't meant to be seen

I was in the bathroom at work today, and saw something that was just too funny not to share (it's really not gross). First, a quick aside. For those that don't know, a Blackberry is like a hybrid cell phone and PDA. At work they make us carry them so we can answer emails no matter where we are.

Anyway, I was in the bathroom, doing my thing, when this guy walks in. He pulls himself up to the urinal next to me, starts doing his thing, and then takes out his blackberry and starts checking his email. While standing at the urnial.

Please someone tell me that this is wrong, and our society is not so warped that one feels it is necessary to check one's email whilst peeing.

14 comments:

jiggs said...

I'm pretty grossed out by the fact that a guy in the bathroom playing with his blackberry right in front of you.

Oh. "blackberry" isn't a euphemism for his johnson.

Raya said...

I agree! That's just wrong. Lol. (At least wait, until afterwards

jiggs said...

The lesson we can all take away from this story:

don't play with somebody else's blackberry.

jiggs said...

I don't know if you guys have heard this or not, but my shit is real.

Booty J Patrol said...

Jiggs, I see you fixed your caps lock key...

jiggs said...

I have. BUT now I can TURN it ON and OFF!

I didn't want to waste a whole post of this, but I noticed that we had an ad for "great expectations dating service" which I'm guessing from the name is a dating service directed to fans of Charles Dickens.

I'm certainly a huge fan of Dickens. get it?

MY SHIT IS REAL!

TastyMcJ said...

I dunno. I play nintendogs while pissing all the time.

Lee Ann said...

NO, that is not right! hahaha How can something be that urgent that you cannot wait for 2 minutes to check on?

Monkey said...

Jiggs is obviously keeping it real.

A compulsion to check one's email whilst peeing is a sign of poorly managed time or a deeper illness I don't want to discuss here.

It is snowing just 30 miles inland from here. I am in the North Fucking Pole. Yes, indeed. I am.

Booty J Patrol said...

Monkey, I'm sorry to hear that. You should move out to California. I just went to a BBQ and swim party last weekend.

Alistair! said...

I rememver when Blackberries were things you put in pies ( unless you're jiggs of course, who puts his knob in pies) or made jam out of.

jiggs said...

Snowing! Do you have a rosey red nose, monkey?

Monkey said...

I have a Rudolfesque nose, indeed I do.

I would move to CA, but aren't you guys scheduled to fall into the ocean some day soon?

Booty J Patrol said...

Yeah, in the next 30 years or so. But what is worse:

-Living where the weather sucks
-Living where the weather is good but you are guarenteed to have a natural disaster or three every year (I'm thinking hurricanes and tornadoes)
-Living where the weather is great and once in a while there is an off chance of your state falling into the ocean.