Sunday, October 23, 2005

Shitting Yoohoo

Tasty and I were talking about Jamba Juice. I went there once and got a real big smoothie. Unfortunately, it caused me a severe case of the shits which I described as "shitting yoohoo".

Tasty then observed that if I really shat yoohoo, he'd probably never drink yoohoo again.

23 comments:

TastyMcJ said...

Either that, or you could somehow solve world hunger.


Or, at least, the world's hunger for Yoohoo.

Fred said...

what the fuck? thats wrong. is it like when you eat a bucketload of sweetcorn?

why is sweetcorn called that? i wouldnt really call it sweet. unless you load it up with butter, but then its more salty.

i ate too much salt once, i had hallucinations about sweetcorn and butter.

Calzone said...

Can you shit other drinks?? Like red bull? Or orange juice?

jeff said...

You could invite all your friends over and mix cocktails.

Friends of McDougal said...

I find scat humor unsettling.

I'm typing this while sitting on the shitter.

I'm not "pooping," however.

I'm just hangin' out b/c it's quiet in here.

My feet are asleep.

jiggs said...

tasty: I don't know if there is a world hunger for yoohoo

Fred: It might just be me, but I don't know what sweet corn is. I do know what creamed corn is. The last time I had too much salt, i had a dream that madonna was starstruck by me.

calzone: I normally shit white russians. So delicious.

jeff: is "mix cocktails" some kind of euphemism?

mcdougal: sometimes i sit on the toilet just for shits and giggles. Do you get it? "shits and giggles"? That's right. I giggle at my own poo.

TastyMcJ said...

every time i see this post, i think it says yahoo instead of yoohoo.

and then i get confused.

'tho shitting search engines is pretty funny

Monkey said...

I would imagine that shitting search engines would be painful.

Mmmm... Red Bull. I'm thirsty.

TastyMcJ said...

I've never tried red bull.

What does it taste like?

For that matter, I've never had yoohoo either.

Monkey said...

Red Bull is like old fashioned Hi-C or Koolaid... with a zing. Remember the giant Koolaid jug? How he used to barge into homes and through walls with a refreshing drink? Why were we not afraid of him?

Monkey said...

Hey Koolaid!

TastyMcJ said...

So the Kool-Aid man was hopped up on trendy energy drinks?

I'm confused.

Is there a red-bull equivalent of the kool-aid man?....

Like some giant douchebag robot filled with carbonated taurine?

Monkey said...

There is, now that you mention it. It's this guy.




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jiggs said...

What did the kool aid man yell?

That's a good picture of the red bull robot, monkey. That robot also looks strangely like my boss. Oh wait. I'm not a human slave on a planet run by giant robots.

Monkey said...

I'm headed over to Jart in My Head to find out what the Koolaid man said. That woman knows everything.

I don't believe anything you say about yourself since the 27 Year Old Phd. Candidate Debacle of 2005.

TastyMcJ said...

Oh Yeah!

TastyMcJ said...

All I know is if that giant ass robot douchebag broke through the wall of my house with red bull, I don't think I'd be too inclined to drink any of it.

jiggs said...

Monkey: shhhhh! Don't bring that one up. Not because it's the only true thing I've ever said on the blog, which it isn't, but rather because that particular lie hurts my sterling reputation!

Tasty: I should have known that you would remember kool aid man's slogan. With respect to the red bull robot, I'm fairly certain that the robot would make you inclined to drink it. That hunk of junk ain't messin around!

Lee Ann said...

Aw - poor baby. Must be miserable!

Booty J Patrol said...

Um, the Kool Aid man in the picture Monkey posted has a little "talk bubble" coming out of his head that says "Oh Yeaahh!"... And besides, don't any of you watch Family Guy?

jiggs said...

I just got zinged!

The Husband said...

really spicy wings give me explosive diareha. how about them apples?

jiggs said...

Those apples are certainly shitty.