Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Seriously. They are taking this sham relationship a little TOO far

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are expecting a child. Makes me sick. If I can't be happy, then no one should be happy.

14 comments:

The Husband said...

i thought he was gay? he could do so much better than that bitch.

Calzone said...

LMAO!!!

Lee Ann said...

What? For real? I guess getting pregnant is the "in" thing these days, married or not! At least in Hollywood.

allison said...

what?? i visit the hollywood rag like twice a day! when was this announced?

Egan said...

I won't believe this story unless I hear it out of Billy Bush's mouth.

Melliferous Pants said...

What’s up with Calzone's excessive use of internet acronyms?

jiggs said...

Calzone is trying to clean up his act and the only way he knows how is to be completely bland.

Pete said...
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Pete said...

im a cat so maths is not my forte, also i am not familiar with the human pregnancy cycle, but there is a slight possibility due to me taking her several times a week in dark alleys where hobos live and lushes piss, that i might be the father of kate's child. as a cat, am i at risk of having to pay child support?

Calzone said...

Almost the weekend!!!!

;)

Monkey said...

That's it. I'm calling an exorcist.

jiggs said...

Pete, you're always responsible for child support, regardless of species. Of course, we'll only know for sure that you're the father if the kid turns out to be some creepy half-man, half-cat. While that would be weird, consider how great the reflexes of that half-man, half-cat would have!

jiggs said...

Hey Calzone: Is your favorite song, "working for the weekend"?

Alistair! said...

apparently there was a turkey baster and a jazz mag involved,