Friday, October 07, 2005

A scarry video

This is a video where a guy went around asking people to say what country the US should invade next, and then pointing out where that country is on a map. The video is frightening.

19 comments:

TastyMcJ said...

Yeah, but on the upside, if we vaporized all other landmasses, it would be a lot easier for stuipd americans to learn their fucking geography lessons.

Calzone said...

Fucked up Mang. Hard to even know what to say about this.

Monkey's Human said...

Holy Fuck! I had no idea that France, Iran and North Korea were all in Australia. Shit. I learn something every day.

Seriously, this video is scarier than anything Romero could come up with.

slappy said...

Look at it positively. Yes, Americans don't understand where things are on a map, but he did label Australia as North Korea... etc.

So maybe we suck at geography, but we can read.

USA! USA! USA!


word ver: vsukbjmp... now that's just dirty.

Monkey's Human said...

Maybe. I still feel I have a moral obligation to warn my Australian friends.

allison said...

did anyone see Team America World Police? the movie about the marionettes?

slappy said...

A fine movie.

I remember when I heard that they had to cut out marionette sex to avoid an NC-17 rating. I thought, "How retarded! It's marionette sex!"

Then I saw the uncut sex scene. Yup. MPAA was just about right on that one. Eww.

allison said...

agree...it was a little uncomfortable to watch....although it was worth it to hear the song.."America! F-Yeah!"

slappy said...

What I really liked about that song was the different speeds they had for it, like the slow emotional F-Yeah song towards the end. Nice touch.

allison said...

you're good. i totally forgot about that. ;-)

happy friday my loves.

Booty J Patrol said...

Slappy, would you say that Team America is the greatest movie you have ever seen?

jiggs said...

Let's give these people the benefit of the doubt and assume that they are retarded.

USA! USA! USA!

jiggs said...

Speaking of the uncut marrionette sex scene...

How did they make the marrionette poo look so realistic?

Lee Ann said...

What did that guy say when looking for Iran...."hmmmm, where are we?" while searching frantically for a sign! :[

slappy said...

Booty: No. Only a douchebag like Billy Beermann would say that.

Jiggs: USA, indeed. The marionette poo, and you can check the IMdB trivia, was real marionette poo. That's why the MPAA threatened the NC-17 rating.

Searching said...

See...thanks Jiggs for proving my point...Americans are retarded, but the retards are dangerous cause they used other peoples' smarts to build big guns.

Canadians know where everything is and where everyone is from. Everyone loves us cause we are not you.

Man it must suck to be you.

I would worry about reprecussions for saying this but none of you will ever be able to find Canada so I feel fairly superior and safe.

slappy said...

Coops, you are one lucky Yoda, because as Chairman of the JiggsCasey.com Media Empire Eastern Division out here in Boston, I know where Canada is. See, in order to keep a friend from escaping to Canada before his wedding, I had to memorize which direction that would be. North. And from some places in New England, west.

Luckily, I love Canada, so I will not risk an international incident by tracking you down. If war were to break out, we might lose curling and hockey.

Plus, I don't have a lightsaber.

Friends of McDougal said...

I'm scarred too.

Monkey said...

Wait a minute... I live in Maine. Isn't that part of Canada?