Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Perhaps I should clarify...

There's been a little confusion on the term "Slappy fashion." This does not refer to blogging completely naked. That would be "Monkey fashion" as can be clearly seen on his/her site. "Slappy fashion" is blogging while wearing no pants, but typically a three-piece suit from the waist up. Which I guess would be a two-piece suit.

That is all. Please continue with your working day.

5 comments:

Alistair! said...

Does this include underwear? 'Cos I've got my y-fronts on. So is that "Slappy fashion"?

slappy said...

Hmm, y-fronts, huh? Only if they're tight-you need the contrast with the more expansive clothing up top. Same goes for boxer briefs. I understand if you don't want to go full-bore Slappy fashion in the interest of your chairs.

Boxers, obviously, are never legit. Especially Joe Boxer brand... seriously, what a shitty brand of underwear.

Alistair! said...

Well normally I go for the tight y-fronts, you know the type? The ones where your balls are squeezed out through the slit. Or sometimes I use tight bikini-briefs that ride up the crack o' my ass, often giving the impression that I "go commando".

Monkey said...

If by Monkey Fashion you are referring to my butt's penchant for an airing, then you are correct.

Alistair has given me quite the education this morning. I feel... quite enlightened.

jiggs said...

Every time I hear the phrase "go commando", I think of that Abba song "Fernando".

I've always wondered about the phrase "go commando". Do commandos not wear underwear? If so, how do they prevent chafing on the nutbag?

and Monkey, I know this makes me sound like a pervert (which is accurate), but I love it when your butt is aired.