Wednesday, October 26, 2005

New JiggsCasey.com Article

The Blogosphere: A whole new way to make an ass out of myself

When we say Jiggs hits the blog-o-sphere, we mean he hits it. Hard. This week's episode recounts an exchange he had with a lady blogger with play-by-play analysis in excruciating detail. So climb on into Jiggs's head and pick up a few more clues to the greatest mystery of the "Inter-net" Age: Why does Jiggs do stuff like that?


Enjoy it, douchebags!

30 comments:

Monkey said...

I am impressed with the lengths that you will go to for your journalism. I was there for the original exchange, and I found it quite amusing. It is edifying to see the commentary you provide.

Your lust for humiliation knows no bounds. At least your shit is real.

slappy said...

If you like reading the script, you should see him perform live.

Melliferous Pants said...

I wasn't flirting.

Calzone said...

Dude...She so wanted you.

slappy said...

Yeah, Pants, you got to realize that once you've consumed as much laudanum as Jiggs has, you don't pick up on subtle social signals so well. Might I suggest our emotive html system? You can use the <i'mnotflirting> tag.

God said...

Sir Jiggs, make sure to keep that ego of yours in check. Flashy or flamboyant chest pounding won't get you to heaven any faster. I am watching your every move.

larin von smartass said...

i read the play-by-play.

hmmmm......

The Husband said...

very interesting....VERY intersting.

Friends of McDougal said...

stellar attempt and after-action report.

I think we can all learn from this.

Does she have a PayPal account?

jiggs said...

Monkey, you're right in observing that my lust for humiliation knows no bounds.

Ms. Pants, you could at least imagine how one as desperate and pathetic as I am could envision your responses as flirtation, couldn't you? Calzone certainly agrees with my interpretation.

god, you're just unhappy that my chest punding wasn't directed at you. I remember how you tried to flirt with me after I struck out with Ms. Pants.

It's hard for me to interpret your responses, LVS and Carl. Are you as disgusted with myself as I am?

jiggs said...

McDougal: I dunno about the paypal account. One can't send beer and cigarettes to one of those anyway.

Monkey said...

Oh my Lord! I love the emotive html system! So much better than those annoying cryptical emoticons.

But I can't get my comment box to accept my html!

i'mfrustrated should be in tags, but it won't go dammit. What did you do Slappy? Oh Slappy, share your secret please.

Otherwise where do I put my -ihavesympathyforjiggs-

-butcan'tstoplaughing- tags??

slappy said...

Yeah, you have to type &_lt; and &_gt; (without the underscores).

For more on new html, click here

jiggs said...

Monkey. did you find this jiggs article:

http://www.jiggscasey.com/newhtml/index.html

< terriblejoke >
Sympathy for jiggs... Isn't that a rolling stones song?
</ terriblejoke >

jiggs said...

Monkey, use < for less than and > for greater than

slappy said...

Those are supposed to be ampersands, but they look funny on my screen. Monkey: Hold down the shift key with your big toe and type 7 with your tail.

jiggs said...

I'm quite amused by the fact that slappy and i posted the same content at the same time.

jiggs said...

My comment was supposed to be helpful, but unfortunately, I forgot that the code for making a less than sign actually turns into a < sign in html. Anyway, to repeat what slappy said for the sake of repeating it, to make a <, type $lt except instead of $ type &. for > type $gt except instead of $ type &

slappy said...

That's right, even when we're being helpful, Jiggs and I are really just wasting everybody's time.

Friends of McDougal said...

You two are like a computer geek comedy act.

You could have a show like Screen Savers.

Only, it would be best if we never saw your faces.

maybe you could do something for the radio

Do you both have really high-pitched, squeaky voices?

Shit.

maybe let's just stick to the blogging, OK?

word ver is "knylklbt", which obviously means "can you lick your butt?"

I think the blogger people are just having fun with this thing now.

no way these are random letter combinations.

Booty J Patrol said...

Are you guys trying to tell monkey to type &lt and &gt to get < and >? :)

The Husband said...

did the article have anything to do with ass fucking...i'm confused.

jiggs said...

You've bested me once again Booty.

And Carl, why does everything have to be about buttsex with you?

jiggs said...

And mcD, slappy and I both have very deep, very sexual voices.

and good screensavers reference, dorkwad!

Monkey said...

I'm thoroughly addled and entertained now. McDougal are you making fun of my voice again you sheep peepee puffer?

I'm on to you buddy!!

The Husband said...

jiggs,

clearly i have issues. i will do my best not to talk about ass fucking again. i truly hope you can find it in you to forgive me.

sincerely,

carl S.

Monkey said...

What? Is this some new Jiggs Blog Rule? No more Ass Fucking talk? But we're allowed to talk about sheep penises?

This is so unfair! Carl is being unfairly discriminated against.

jiggs said...

You misunderstand me Carl. I love it when people talk about buttsex, it's just that you talk about buttsex all the time!

So I want you to continue talking about buttsex. In addition, I'd like some explanation. Why buttsex as opposed to say, donkeypunching or a cleveland steamer?

jiggs said...

Everyone just chill out!

By the way, monkey, I accept your dare. you should be hearing a recording of my impression of you tomorrow on the blog.

Lee Ann said...

Ok, so what's next?