Tuesday, October 25, 2005

My shit is no longer real.

And that ain't no bulljive.

I was high on life for a little while and it was exhausting!

9 comments:

jiggs said...

I'm not my own Buddha. No one needs to suck it anymore.

jiggs said...

I just saw this talk where they got a macaque monkey to control a robotic arm with its mind! That was one reason why my shit stopped being real.

Monkey said...

I saw that poor monkey and my life has lost all it's meaning. I am drowning in self pity. I can no longer function within the paradigm of my own ego.

Help.

jiggs said...

Monkey, I don't even know what that means, but it scares me nonetheless. But just think: there might be some good to come out of this. Perhaps one monkey will learn to control its robotic arm so well that it will free itself and go on a killing spree!

Alistair! said...

Oh that's just fine and dandy!! I decide to worship you and suddenly you're not a buddah anymore! This is why I keep baiting you jiggs. What the fuck kinda monkey uses it's mind!? This is obviously fake. Monkey get back into the groove of your paradigm, you is cool.

jiggs said...

What can I say? I was mistaken in thinking that my shit is real.

larin von smartass said...

monkey is a philosophical monkey

and jiggs, dont worry, maybe your shit will come back to realness soon

jiggs said...

We can only hope that my shit once again becomes tactile.

jiggs said...

It's weird. Today my shit turned into a plasma.