Thursday, October 06, 2005

More on Tom and Katie

I just read a headline that stated "Virginal Katie breaks vow, Tom's baby on way". From the article:

"The Hollywood superstar and Scientologist has announced he is expecting a child with Katie Holmes, the 26-year-old actor who swore she would remain a virgin until the pair married."

Why do I get the feeling that the next headline I see is going to read:

"Scientologists conceive through immaculate conception, Katie Holmes mother of new Messiah"


Friends of McDougal said...

I have an idea for a contest that pits secret societies against one another to determine who has the greatest power.

They could compete in contests like: overthrowing a 3rd world dictator, bakrupting a small but financially stable country (e.g. Denmark), lower gas prices to $.99/gallon, kill Ted Turner, wipe out a confusing industry (e.g. personal care products).

I figure obvious contestants would be the Illuminati, CIA, NSA, Free-Masons, Skull and Bones, Junior Civitans, Aryan Nation, Bloods, and Scientology.

I'm sure there are other candidates and contests, but this is what I've got as a start.

I have a direct line of communication with Elvis Presley, whom is obviously not dead, and will emcee the contest in a reality TV format.

What do you think?

I think that's the best entertainment idea since Celebrity Boxing, but then I'm not completely tuned into the reality genre.

Friends of McDougal said...

My list assumes Skull and Bones and the Free Masons are not subsets of the Illuminati.

And I think there's supposed to be an N in bankrupt.

I was never much of a spellsman though.

jiggs said...

I think the Jews would wipe these other groups off the map.

And to be honest, I would prefer if Mr. T was the host.

Alistair! said...

But y'see there was no sex involved, well not between Katie and the shrimp. I'm sure there was a turkey baster and a couple of jazz mags involved.

Booty J Patrol said...

Just to be clear, us Jews would not be doing the fighting -- we would be outsourcing all the dirty work to our Italian mobster friends in exchnage for some "creative accounting".

Friends of McDougal said...

"The Jew is using the black as muscle."
~ The Illionois Nazi Party

The Illinois Nazis would also participate in the contest.

So ... by jews, you mean the secret Jewish society from "Pi"?