Monday, October 03, 2005

"Large Americans" to blame for iPod Nano problems

I am sitting here with Jiggs, and he insisted that I post the following story about how Apple blames the cracking of the Nano screens on obese people in tight pants.

14 comments:

jiggs said...

Who would have thought that Apple would be so fat-ist. Apple should have thought about how people were becoming embiggened before designing the nano.

Monkey said...

embiggened Glad to see you using this word more often Jiggs. It's important to keep the modern lexicon continually fresh.

My second issue is: are we picking on Apple?

Melliferous Pants said...

I have a new word for you Jiggs, reconotice. It's like telling someone they better recongnize and take notice all in one.

Monkey said...

I have one too: furrify

It's when a cat sits on your lap and leaves you impossibly furry. (Or a dog. Or a monkey.)

jiggs said...

We are not intentionally picking on apple. It's just that a lot of us are apple users and thus we follow what happens to apple.

Booty J Patrol said...

As I use my Powerbook to post this, I want to say that in a sense we are picking on Apple much like we pick on a little brother -- not because we hate them, but because we have too (its sort of a requirement to pick on big corporations when you are a blogger I think).

I still love my iPod, my powerbook, and all the other stuff I bought from Apple.

slappy said...

Your face loves Apple products.

Hey, I think I'm getting the hang of this.

Booty J Patrol said...

Yep. I'm an Apple whore. I'll buy pretty much anything they sell.

And yes, my face loves it too. If Apple made a face cream...

I probably wouldn't buy it, because that would be totally gay.

Monkey said...

My face loves Apple too. I have an iMac, an iBook and lots of other goodies. No iPod yet. I even made up a song:

Steve Jobs loves me
This I know
because the bible
tells me so.

Zutluvip said...

But can iTunes save your mortal soul?

Booty J Patrol said...

No, but it can certainly bring your soul closer to hell.

Zutluvip said...

Oh good lord. I really didn't need that album existed...

Zutluvip said...

To know, that is.

Monkey said...

Mr. Patrol posts these kinds of things torment me. And... I kind of like it!