Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Kimberly Stewart


What do you think about her? I must know right away.

xoxo,

Allison

26 comments:

Booty J Patrol said...

eh. She's a little too "blonde" for me. I much prefer redheads.

slappy said...

That explains your odd-looking Asian girlfriend.

slappy said...

As for me, she is cute, but the dye job is a little bit too platinum.

She should dye her hair black and become a Wiccan. I see her with Tarot cards.

word ver: gndgd - the well known catchphrase of Roscoooooooooe P Coltrane.

jiggs said...

When it comes to daughters of rock stars, this chick ain't the shit. Liv Tyler is so much hotter.

jiggs said...

She certainly has Rod Stewart's eyes. As well as his fake tan.

Calzone said...

I like the vacant look in her eyes. It makes me feel she would be easily tricked.

Alistair! said...

Nice lips.

allison said...

I don't like her....she was on Cribs and I was like...why the hell is she on here showing us her dad's house?? He can't buy her a condo or her own house??

I especially don't like the fact that she said "I don't know why people gush over Jennifer Aniston b/c she's not pretty at all."

Ummm Kim-Bear.......neither are you.

allison said...

what's with her chest?? are those bones? it looks weird.

don't get me wrong people...i really want to like her but something inside tells me I can't stand her! aahhh

allison said...

by the way slaps- thx for buying my stock! I bought a few jiggsblog's shares myself.

my feelings are hurt jiggsy...you too boots. why didn't you invest in me?

Booty J Patrol said...

I'm staying out of the market right now. I think there is a bubble about to burst there. :)

If it makes you feel any better, I haven't invested in Jiggsblog either.

allison said...

no, it doesn't make me feel any better.

word ver: kmkzlec- the latest designer drug on the teen market.

jiggs said...

The only thing I know about stocks: buy high and sell low. This is why I don't invest in the stocks.

Also AP, you're right in suggesting her chest looks weird. I wonder if she has an eating disorder because those must be her ribs poking out.

Booty J Patrol said...

She said she is a professional model -- of course she has an eating disorder!

Monkey said...

Those are big toes in her chest.

slappy said...

I thought that was just a weird reflection. Those are ribs?

As I do for most of the world's problems, I blame Rod Stewart.


Oh, and it was a pleasure buying into your blog, AP. Your stock is skyrocketing. I'm going to cash it out soon and have a pretend early retirement.

Alistair! said...

Watch out for the monkey, he wants another person to operate on, but her hasn't got past big toes in the "Teach Yourself Surgery Manual".

allison said...

i don't think she's too skinny......she really looks good. i just want to know what those alien lines are that stick out of her chest. i thought that ribs were below the boobs. ???

slappy said...

Maybe she went with the highly experimental rib implants.

I still say she should go with the raven-haired Wiccan look. A cloak might cover up the weird rib bumps.

Melliferous Pants said...

I think Kimmy Stewart needs Monkey to perform an operation to remove those toes from her chest.

Alistair! said...

For some reason I made Monkey into a male...i don't know why. i apologise

Fred said...

ribs arent below the boobs, otherwise she's have some sort of jelly shoulder thang going on. the ribs go from the colar bone down.

i think she's taken the term "washboard abs" too seriously and had a washboard surgically implanted in her chest, so scrubbin' down by the lake is a little easier.

Friends of McDougal said...

I believe this monkey is gender neutral. I keep getting it confused with that dragon.

allison said...

well i count 8 ribs UNDER mine. how many do we have?.....oh never mind i found them.

Fred said...

women have 57 ribs.

Monkey said...

Is there confusion over my damn gender again???

I'm a boy dammit! A boy!!

Sure... I've got a hoo hah and I wear dresses sometimes... and I like Johnny Depp, but I have a crush on Sandra Oh too. I'm a-bi-all-sexual.

Thank you to McDougal for trying to clear that up for everyone. At least someone gets it.