Saturday, October 29, 2005

Jiggs, Booty, and I...

saw this bumper sticker on a car earlier today:

"Animals are like tiny little people in fur coats"

This led me to realize that whatever crazy, tree-hugging hippy that was driving totally can't bitch and whine that 'Fur is murder!'

They'd have to be like, 'Fur is theft from tiny little people!'

And who the fuck is going to care about that?

8 comments:

TastyMcJ said...

Those poor, sad little Leprechauns.

First we go after their Pots 'o Gold,
and now this.

Humans are so greedy.

jiggs said...

GENIUS LEVEL!!!

Dobermann said...

Yup, and since it's just a tiny little crime, who cares..

jiggs said...

There needs to be a Law and Order tiny furry victims unit

Fred said...

pete cares. he's on his way over now with a baseball bat with a nail through the end. he was muttering as he walked out the door, something about "nailing jiggs" or someshit like that.

Pete said...

just out of curiousity and for no particular reason, jiggs, where do you live? hmm?

jiggs said...

Uh, Pete, I live in Boston in an apartment with a lot of chandeliers.

slappy said...

You sold me out, Jiggs!

YOU SOLD ME OUT!