Wednesday, October 19, 2005

I've got motherfuckin gravitas motherfuckers!

Monkey doesn't believe that I have the gravitas. The truth is that I'm the king of motherfuckin gravitas!

Here I am with maximal gravitas. That's single take action too. Bow down to my motherfuckin gravitas!

20 comments:

TastyMcJ said...

I'd bow down, but I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to get back up.

too... much....gravitas....

Calzone said...

wow...I want to suck your nards more than ever.

Monkey said...

Gravitas!! I'm impressed.

The competition has begun.

Booty J Patrol said...

Jiggs, it sounds like someone is grabbing your balls while you say that. Is Calzone with you?

Monkey said...

I have something you won't want to miss.

jiggs said...

The veritable gravitas off has begun.

And of course Calzone is grabbing my balls.

Monkey said...

Calzone was grabbing my butt... so my first try didn't count.

Calzone said...

you guys need to let the people decide..and since no one reads your fucking blog I guess we will have to do it at Monkeys.

Alistair! said...

Hey! When I clicked on the link it came up as a blank page...need I say more?

Booty J Patrol said...

You need to install an mp3 playing plugin for you browser, or save the file to your hard drive.

jiggs said...

You're right Calzone. While I might have the market cornered on gravitas, Monkey has the market cornered on people reading his blog.

One thing I've noticed from our counter is that quite a few people visit but never comment on the blog. I wonder if this has to do with my gravitas...

Calzone said...

I was just jokin man...jiggsblog is still the Pontiac of blogs.

jiggs said...

That's funny. I always thought we were the chrysler of blogs.

Monkey said...

Jiggs... I don't know if it's your Gravitas or the intimidation factor of the accumulated intellect here at Jiggsblog.

At Monkey's blog, we have no intellect, and yet, we too notice that only 1/4 of our visitors comment. We like to call it the "stalker factor".

jiggs said...

I'm fairly certain that the accumulated intellect at your blog monkey rivals, nay, surpasses the accumulated intellect here at jiggsblog.

And I just looked at the count of unique visitors to the blog for today and only about 10% of the people that come to the blog comment. And that includes jiggsblog contributors.

Monkey said...

Perhaps people are nervous about commenting on a blog that welcomes monkeys, dragons and brain eating presidential candidates?

jiggs said...

I know what's intimidating people. The size of my massive gravitas! My gravitas is so deep and so penetrating. My gravitas is inspiring. I love my gravitas; every day if possible.

I heart dick jokes.

Monkey said...

I heart poop jokes.

Lee Ann said...

YOU DO HAVE IT! woohoo!

Lee Ann said...

Calzone...think I am sweet? What kind of bad do you think I should be?