Saturday, October 29, 2005

I was at this halloween party last night

I was dressed as a doctor. I spent a good amount of time making a fool out of myself with an attractive young German woman before I got bored of that. Then a woman dressed as a sexy cop walked in. She was hot.

So I flirted with her. We bonded over various bullshit. I made her laugh so hard that she had to spit her drink back into her cup.

And it wasn't just her cop outfit that made her hot. She was hot regardless. She had an East Coast flair which is refreshing out here in Berkeley. Her name was "Leland" which at first seemed weird but after a while this gal made sense as a Leland.

What happened you ask? Nothing. While she was fun and hot, she was also 6 foot tall without shoes and in her cop outfit 6'4". And at 5'9", I did not have the confidence to get her digits or even her phone number.

But I did have the very pleasant experience of hugging this young lady at the end of the night. With the height disparity, I ended up with a whole lot of boobs in my face which, to be honest, was the best part of the party.

24 comments:

slappy said...

Didn't get her number? Man, right after the boobful hug is a perfect time to get the number.

Booty J Patrol said...

She was giving boobful hugs to everyone. It was sort of inevitable, given her height.

allison said...

6'0?? lucky girl!! I've always wanted to be taller.....5'8 still doesn't enable me to reach the top cabinet in my kitchen.

slappy said...

That much height can be intimidating, though. At 5'11" I find girls at 6'0" and up give me that "it's junior high and my voice is breaking" fear.

I'd rather you be 5'8" and use a stepstool than be 6'0" and make me feel like less of a man.

Because like all jiggsblog men, I do believe the sun rises and sets on my ass.

Booty J Patrol said...

You can only imagine how I felt, given that she towered 9" over me...

jiggs said...

I don't have any problem dating a girl that towers over me. It's the asking out of a girl that towers over me that's the problem.

In fact, if such a girl decides to go on a date with a mere wisp of a man like myself, that must mean that I've got something that makes up for my wispiness. That's flattering.

jiggs said...

I forgot to add the funniest part of the story:

When I was making an ass out of myself with the German woman, I kept saying:

I love Germans. I feel as if I have a deep spiritual and emotional connection with those of the German persuasion

This is what happens when I drink too much beer.

The Husband said...

wow, you mofo's are hard core...blogging on weekends and shit. for the record, i'm 6'3. this is odd becuase my dad is maybe 5'10 and my mom is like 5'4 on a good day. i hate those short napolean complex mother fuckers. then again if i were 5'5 i would be angry as well. thats it for me...going to continue beer consumption for georgia/florida game.

TastyMcJ said...

I'm 5'8", and I've never dated a girl shorter than me.

I don't know what that says about anything.

Alistair! said...

I once dated a girl at 6'4 (I'm 6'), it was a bit weird when your standing but the height difference kinda disappears when you lie down to do the dirty.

jiggs said...

Everybody enjoys bumping uglies.

allison said...

jiggsy- i'm going to pretend like you didn't just say "bumpin uglies."

slappy said...

Allison, believe me - "bumpin uglies" is the least childish/tasteless term Jiggs has for the act. Most of his other terms involve frantic hand gesturing.

slappy said...

Hey Carl, how tall was the milkman?

HAR!


I'd like to use HEYO there, but apparently it's Jiggs's throwaway j/k line. So I'll test out other exclamations over the next couple weeks.

Friends of McDougal said...

what about "Zing!"?

that one's sufficiently annoying.

slappy said...

Conclusions: Tasty and Alistair! are very confident fellows. Slappy is less than confident. Jiggs is primarily focused on the bumping of the uglies. Booty does too (this is from prior knowledge, not anything in this thread). Allison needs a stepstoool.

And I need a life for posting like a madman near midnight on a Saturday.

slappy said...

Ooh, McDougal, Friends of - I forgot, I like to use BURN!

Seeing you write zing reminded me.

Don't ask how.

Probably the ether.

Friends of McDougal said...

I was hatched from an egg.

I'm 11" tall.

I do all my blogging on the Treo b/c regular-sized keyboards are just too much.

My wife is 6'2".

We've tried several times over the years to consumate our relationship.

Monkey said...

I'm 8" tall. When hugged, I am usually inserted into armpits.

I enjoyed the tale of the Halloween party immensely. Anything with costumes, abject humiliation and boobfulness has the makings of an engrossing story. Thank you Jiggs Casey!

jiggs said...

Let me thank all of you for taking time out of your busy Saturday schedules to give the blog some life.

Spinning Girl said...

Sounds fun! I'm 5'11'' so I often deliver the boob hug. I write my digits in my cleavage.

Lee Ann said...

Yeah Jiggs, guys love the boobies! hahaha

jiggs said...

Remind me to stop by Lee Ann's and Spinning Girl's places to get a hug.

It's odd that all the ladies that read this blog are so tall. Great, but odd.

Fred said...

yikes, i've only ever met one girl taller than me, and i was scared out of my ass. she must have been tall seeing as i'm around 6'2.