Friday, October 14, 2005

I love how some people are appalled by sex.

Those crazy folks at Princeton...

Have formed the Ivy League's first student group promoting chastity. I thought I would point out some obvious subtext:

"My freshman year ... it was really distressing to me to see my peers going out, getting drunk, and having random sex,"

Yeah, 'cause she wasn't getting any!

"When you do have sex, you form a bond,"

Yeah, between a penis and a vagina! (or whatever)

Others acknowledge their choice is a rare one. Chopko said some have a "warped perception" of what it means to practice chastity.

"It's not like we don't dance or have fun," she said.

Last time I checked, dancing was still less fun than sex.
Unless you're talking about the 'no pants dance'... get it!!!???

I am an ass.

That is all.

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