Friday, October 28, 2005

I had the shit scared out of me today....

Fortunately I was already on the John.

And that's my new take on life for today...you just have to be ready for whatever comes your way, and take it all in stride.

But, no, seriously, they started drilling into the concrete on the floor above the men's room this afternoon without any warning. I would have crapped my pants had they been on.

11 comments:

jiggs said...

This is genius level!

jiggs said...

Seriously. What's wrong with you people:

I had the shit scared out of me today, thankfully I was already sitting on the toilet is genius level.

And the absurd thing is that it isn't even a joke. He really was on the can!

TastyMcJ said...

just keep explaining it. they'll eventually come around.

Booty J Patrol said...

Yes, it is funny. However, can it be called genius if he didn't make it up? I mean, it really happened, so he's just retelling a hilariously funny story.

It would be like telling a story about someone crapping in a newspaper dispenser.

jiggs said...

The genius part of it is that it was simultaneously happening in reality and at the meta-level. Simultaneous metaphoric and literal expression is genius level if you ask me.

jiggs said...

GENIUS LEVEL!!!

jiggs said...

GENIUS LEVEL!!!

jiggs said...

GENIUS LEVEL!!!

TastyMcJ said...

SOMEONE ELSE WILL EVENTUALLY POST!!!

jiggs said...

GENIUS LEVEL!!!

TastyMcJ said...

my word verification is iceoilxe.

'Ice Oil XE.

The only Oil for your Ice.

Use anything less, and you're a total douchebag.'