Thursday, October 27, 2005

History of the day for October 27

In 2068, the average life span of a human reaches 120, adding forty years onto the figure from the end of the twentieth century, but this only ensures that people will have to live through the return of the hideous fashion mistakes of their youth twice.

15 comments:

jiggs said...

I want to wear a jet pack!

jiggs said...

One question that popped into my head:

Would I even want to live to a 120 if it meant I couldn't take meth and bang a hooker?

jiggs said...

Motherfucking jet packs!

Calzone said...

Jet Packs would be so cool..like " I need a pack of smokes" Jet pack down to the 7-11 and shit. Shit...way cool.

Fred said...

i want a jetpack with lasers on it. i also want them to invent teleporters so i dont have to get up at 7am every day. and i hate the motherfucking london underground so much. i also hate air con that is shared between 5 floors, its like public transport for germs. i also hate celine dion, if i had a jetpack i'd fly over there and burn her face with the engines. i also hate it when people poke me in the eye with the spokes from thier umbrellas. and i really hate joggers, especially the ones who dont lift thier knees, its not running, its waddling at high speed.

The Husband said...

what the hell is a jet pack? does this mean i could wear my parachute pants again?

The Husband said...

oh, getting back to our conversation yesterday about my infatuation with ass fucking...i have never done anal. i've tried several times but have been rejected. maybe instead of dating classy bitches i should get some sluts?!?!? calzone...you know any sluts that are into anal?

allison said...

what's up with the mapstats? I'm pretty sure that I'm the san antonio that popped up....i'm at school and the mapstats says someone from san antonio is visiting jiggsblog from the train tracks downtown. hmmmmmm i don't think these things are accurate.

allison said...

ok i just read spacks post and i'm vommiting in my mouth. ya'll need to find some private place to talk about all your disgusting x-rated garbage.

slappy said...

I agree with Allison. Let's get back to focusing on the jet pack issue. Are you thinking James Bond style or Rocketman style?

Fred, I am pleased with your hate. It nourishes me. Perhaps I'll start a post today so we can comment on our hate.


word ver: lgveg - My, that is one large vegetable.

Monkey said...

Jet packs!

I don't know if I would like living to 120. It means that I would be a great great grandparent, I would get to see the mistakes of my progeny writ large. I don't want to watch my DNA for that long. I really don't!

Save me!!! Hit me over the head with a jet pack when I reach 100.

allison said...

jet packs? hmmmm sounds pretty legit.

jiggs said...

Poor Carl. I gave him free reign yesterday to talk about ass-piracy and he gets busted!


JET PACKS!!! I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL THEY FINALLY BUILD US SOME MOTHERFUCKING JET PACKS!

Calzone and Fred are right. Jet packs would be fuckin sweet! and legit too!

jiggs said...

Yo AP, I think booty would be able to tell this to you better, but the mapstats show where your ISP is, not where you actually live. It's probably better for everyone if people think that you live in another part of town cuz you don't want psychos like Carl to be able to find you.

Booty J Patrol said...

Jiggs, you pretty much covered it. It shows the address that your ISP claims to be at, not your own house. Otherwise all your internet stalkers would be able to find you AP, and you don't want that. :)