Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Here in Berkeley one frequently sees graffiti that says

"Abolish all prisons".

The people that right those slogans must be huge fans of capital punishment. How else could we eliminate the need for prisons?

9 comments:

Calzone said...

I hear Berkely is the last bastion of the religious right.

slappy said...

I think they're allied with the Schools Not Jails people. Man, that's a bad idea. Change all prisons to schools? Then we'll have a new wave of hyperintelligent supercriminals. Life will be like a comic book.

Thank god Jiggs can fly and shoot laser beams out of his fists. He will protect us all.

jiggs said...

That's accurate if by "religious right" you mean "citizens of Berkeley want to crucify the religious right."

That would be ironic, eh?

jiggs said...

confusingly, my response to calzone came after slappy posted.

Actually Slappy. I gave up shooting laser beams out of my fists and instead decided to start shooting cupcakes. Now I reward model citizens with cupcakes and evil-doers don't get any cupcakes.

Lee Ann said...

I like slappy's idea of changing all prison's to schools. Maybe they would be better at rehabilitation then!

jiggs said...

Yes and if they became properly rehabilitated, they would then get cupcakes.

TastyMcJ said...

This looming threat of no cupcakes has caused me to rethink the path of my life.

I will no longer capture and shave stray cats.

TastyMcJ said...

btw, you're up early today, eh, Jiggs?

jiggs said...

I'm happy to know that the promise of cupcakes will keep you on the straight and narrow Tasty.

And yes i was awake very early because I was so tired yesterday that I fell asleep at 2AM instead of my usual 4AM