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As monkey points out, we must keep the lexicon fresh. We need new words for a new era. Thus we've been working on coming up with new words. Here are a few of them:
embiggen: To make bigger Suggested by Jiggs
reconotice: It's like telling someone they better recongnize and take notice all in one. Suggested by Ms. Pants
furrify: It's when a cat sits on your lap and leaves you impossibly furry. (Or a dog. Or a monkey.) Suggested by monkey
The hungry goat: A sex act whose exact details have yet to be defined. The key idea behind the name, though, is that goats will eat anything. Suggested by Jiggs
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Are you still trying to make that hungry goat thing happen? Face it, Jiggs, it just isn't happening. No one wants to eat something that requires a euphemisim.
Love the hungry goat, in fact I'll be using it regularly. I also dig
wolf and piggy-the act of chasing a somewaht unwilling sexual partner around the room, house, or neighborhood
Couth-cool
Mank-man
dog pound-makes sayin dog cooler
and of course popularizing the word douche. example....if you receive 10 inches of snow. "Man...we really got douched by snow last night.
"Feceism" is the art of poop. Poop art, if you will.
I have a feeling that you play wolf and piggy a lot, eh Calzone?
monkey: I really like "feceism". Someone that practices feceism is a "feceist", presumably.
My word verification is "elned" which is spanish for "the ned"
Yes, much like the dadaists and the impressionists, the feceists were much misunderstood at first.
The feceists had the last laugh when one of their sculptures sold for over $90 million at Christies in 1994. Oh what a time that was.
I bet you like to conversate.
Hardly cromulent of you to claim the word "embiggen" as your own, when clearly it's lifted from the Simpsons.
Ahh "Jeff" you might be right. I wasn't consciously taking from the Simpsons, but I do like stealing things.
i was gonna point that out. now i feel redundant.
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