Friday, October 07, 2005


Prinze Jr.'s Mysteriously Cracked Rib
I Know What You Did Last Summer star Freddie Prinze Jr. woke with a cracked rib yesterday morning - and he has no idea how it happened. The Hollywood actor is currently in New York City promoting his upcoming sitcom Freddie, and he was taken aback when he struggled to get out of bed this morning because he was in such dire pain. He says, "I have a cracked rib... I don't even know how it happened. I woke up and I just couldn't breathe." The actor, married to Sarah Michelle Gellar, costars in his new ABC sitcom with Madchen Amick.

Finally, my classes in telekinesis have come to fruition. Beware all Hollywood no-talent pretty-boys, I will break your bones while you sleep.


TastyMcJ said...

I had a similar problem.

Then I realzed I just shouldn't sleep on my stomach, since the force of my nocturnal erections is enough to punch through a fucking brick wall, let alone crack a few ribs.

Hell, I'd be more worried if I woke up and had a rib left that wasn't cracked.

slappy said...

I've heard that phrase before, break through a brick wall, and I always wonder if they tested it.

So Tasty, if I may call you Tasty, have you ever slept face-down on a brick wall to make sure?

TastyMcJ said...

No, but I did used to travel with this circus...

Our side show act consisted of a midget throwing bricks at my erect penis.

They seemed to shatter without too much trouble, so I just assume the same would be true of my penis hitting a brick at high speeds.

I was actually part of a medical study in undergrad, where they did high speed photography of my erection. I broke straight through the penile sound barrier. Actually, they clocked me at 3 times the speed of penis-sound, or as it is more commonly known, Cock-3.

jiggs said...

I have a razor to shave my balls that is called the Cock-5