Wednesday, October 19, 2005

David Copperfield is an odd dude.

In his next magic show, he plans to impregnate a woman without touching her. I don't even know what to say to that.

Why on earth would you want to figure out a way to get someone pregnant without touching them? Why?!

15 comments:

slappy said...

Goddammit Booty. Satire.

allison said...

because he's a freak that's why.

he's got to do something with that hair of his.

slappy said...

So how did he get that supermodel?

Booty J Patrol said...

Well, if it is satire, then some reputable news sources have been duped:

Google News

larin von smartass said...

oooh... i hope im the lucky volunteer picked from the audience!

does this mean in 2000 years we will all worship david copperfield?

jiggs said...

The story isn't satire. I heard about this yesterday. Conan referred to it as Tom Cruise style impregnation.

And larin, I already worship David Copperfield. In future religious texts, I will be called Jiggs the Magicist.

slappy said...

Well hell, Booty. So an Indian tabloid and some internet news headline grabbers.... which is the reputable news source again?

I think David Copperfield will take over the Scientology market in the next decade. Copperology. Leading crazy celebrity advocate: Sam Jackson.

slappy said...

Huh. If it isn't satire, and by satire I mean David Copperfield getting drunk and fucking with the media, then he's gone batshit crazy.

First Roy, then Copperfield. The magic community is dropping like flies. And in the power vaccuum, Jiggs the Magicist will rise to power!

jiggs said...

I finally read all of booty's post. And with respect to his original question:

I'm with David. I don't want to touch a girl. As you know, girls have cooties.

slappy said...

Cooties aren't bad, Jiggs. You just need to use a topical ointment for a few weeks. Oh, wait. Am I thinking about crabs?

jiggs said...

Don't forget the little comb!

TastyMcJ said...

nit comb!

Calzone said...

I've done this before..you save up all your semen for months in a bucket then toss it on the chick when shes sleeping.

TastyMcJ said...

Well, all I'm saying is that if David Blaine can resurrect dead pigeons, David Copperfield sure as hell can teleport his jizz straight into a woman's uterus.

Hell, he could even teleport it through the great wall of China.

Melliferous Pants said...

Maybe David Copperfield is the gate keeper for the second coming?