Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Bob Saget is my god!


Tasty and I saw Bob Saget tonight in Berkeley and it was fucking funny shit. Saget got a standing ovation from the crowd. Although I felt pretty fucking old when Saget made a joke about "Midnight Cowboy" and only Tasty and I laughed. Fucking undergraduates!

I've always thought my humor was similar to Saget's. For example, I love dick jokes and he tells dick jokes. I love shit jokes and he tells shit jokes. I love jokes about him fucking the kids from "Full House" and he tells jokes about fucking the kids from "Full House".

One thing that was awesome: He made a joke about a guy fucking a goat and getting his cock bitten off. And then he said, "You know cuz goats will eat anything". I've made that joke before. In fact I did it in this post about a sex act called The Hungry Goat. More about the hungry goat can be found here.

9 comments:

Monkey said...

Shitastic!

Poop.

allison said...

did you also place your vote for the funniest home video?

slappy said...

I would have voted for the video of Bob Saget fucking DJ.

jiggs said...

Saget talked about some of the funniest home videos that never made it to air because they were too disturbing. One, for all intents and purposes, appeared to be a snuff video.

Lee Ann said...

I want to hear some of the jokes about the full house kids!

jiggs said...

He kept talking about how he fingered Kimmy Gibler. This, of course, is hilariously funny.

jiggs said...

He also led the audience in a sing-along about how Danny Tanner wasn't gay even though he lived in San Francisco with two men.

Booty J Patrol said...

Did he have pictures of all these kids, or did you have to go look them all up in IMDB afterwards?

miss more said...

No one can deny the genius in the line "And then Uncle Jesse was inside of me..."