Thursday, September 15, 2005

White trash population increases by one

I know I'm contributing to the downfall of blogging in general by even posting this, but it looks like Britney Spears had her baby last night. However, to redeem myself, I will now make fun of her by posting her own quoted words:

"My mum said giving birth was the most excruciating thing she's ever gone through in her life. So if a caesarian doesn't happen, I'll be like, 'Epidural, please'."

Like, totally man.

7 comments:

Monkey said...

Like... the baby comes out of where??? You fuckin' kiddin' me?

(excuse my outburst.)

TastyMcJ said...

someone on Fark pointed out that she's planning on naming it Preston Michael Spears Federline.

PMS. haha....

jiggs said...

Being white trash is awesome. It's no big deal to drink wine out of a box. Seriously, actually, being white trash is awesome.

Monkey said...

Box wine and cheetos. That covers all the food groups.

Fred said...

so her babys initials are going to be PMS? thats funny.

fninas!

Lex said...

She had that C-Section scheduled the day she knew she was knocked up.

Just like Posh Spice.

Oh no how dare I try natural birth, I can't stretch out my vag what will hubby think when he falls in next time we do it?

The things money can buy.

Booty J Patrol said...

Up until this moment, I never thought of a C-Section as cosmetic surgery...