Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Tom Cruise is a doctor

Or at least he's pretending to be, because he's going to deliver a lecture series on the topic of Psychology.


jiggs said...

bat shit fucking crazy.

(not Tom Cruise but rather whoever booked him)

Fred said...

i saw collatteral the other day, i knew he was short but not that short! fucking hell he's a midget!

larin von smartass said...

stupid tom cruise. him and katie holmes freak me out b/c they have the same really big mouth with a lot of teeth. they would have alligator children together.