Monday, September 26, 2005

The president needs money from you!

The President has made a plea for donations from the public to help rebuild Iraq. So far in the last few weeks he's managed to get $600. Come on people, your tax dollars just aren't enough! Can't you please try to get just a little bit more blood from piece of wood and donate already?

3 comments:

TastyMcJ said...

I hate it when my wood bleeds.

jiggs said...

Wait. What does this mean:

Can't you please try to get just a little bit more blood from piece of wood and donate already?

Tasty's right. It sounds like you're talking about cock tetanus.

Monkey said...

Oh no! Cock tetanus is contagious? This is worse than I thought.

evidence of growing ambivalence

Groundbreaking journalism there indeed.