Thursday, September 15, 2005

The President has to pee

The brilliant George Bush has forgotten the rule that even small schoolchildren know -- if you are going to have to sit somewhere for a long time, you had better go to the bathroom first.

It seems that during an important UN conference with many heads of state, the president was caught writing a note to secretary Rice that said, "I think I may need a bathroom break? Is this possible?"

The article does not say whether or not permission was granted and if he peed his pants or not.

7 comments:

TastyMcJ said...

That kind of reminds me of that scene in Death to Smoochy when Spinner is like "Ok... I'm gonna go take a dump now."

Of course, he was retarded from getting the shit beat out of him as a professional boxer.

So I guess that analogy falls flat.

Oh... wait... nevermind.


(our president is a retard, get it?)

jiggs said...

I'm going to defend the president on this one. Haven't you gone to take a leak right before a meeting, and then the meeting turns out to be super fucking boring because it's filled with uptight diplomats who are in town to celebrate the anniversary of the UN? and then to pass the time, you just sit around and drink water to keep you occupied because those diplomats are just so boring. And then you have to take a leak.

allison said...

there's nothing worse than the feeling of needing to pee!! you know like when the nearest station is 30 miles away? yeah......i'm a girl so i can't just pullover.

Lee Ann said...

Sometimes you just gotta go. I bet at that point ~ where he was writing a note, he couldn't even concentrate on what was going on in the meeting.

Booty J Patrol said...

I don't think he could concentrate on what was going on in the meeting the moment he stepped into the room...

Fred said...

having a full bladder its a weird one. it can be the most painful thing, making you double over in pain. however, nothing quite beats the feeling after carrying around a gut-load of pee for hours then the relief of peeing it all out.

my word "bbawln" today almost looks like "baldwin"

jiggs said...

My favorite baldwin: Steven