Thursday, September 22, 2005

People spend too much time stressing out about the little things...

What we should really be concerned about is the creation of an army of unstoppable killing machine hamsters.

Fuck you, sensibility!

10 comments:

slappy said...

That's just plain horrible. Anyone can take one look at that poster and see that the hamster would barely be able to lift the knife, let alone generate the speed necessary to do damage.

The only way you could weaponize a hamster would be with some form of flamethrower, mounted high enough so it wouldn't burn the little guy's fur.

And when that day comes, you better have some fresh cedar chips, because the hamsters will be in charge.

allison said...

i love hamsters. i used to have 3 when i was a kid. they had 2 big cages the connected with a tunnel. i think ones name was even "Hammy" but i'm not 100%


have you all seen Bethany? I have a pic of her on my blog.

slappy said...

Me likey the Bethany... grrr...

I never had a hamster. Cats, fish, and for a very shot time, a gecko. None of which would be useful for strapping a knife too. A ferret though might be just the right size and speed.

allison said...

i'm so glad you like bethany. since you're coming over with ice scream can you also get some "Colgate Chocolate Icing Toothpaste?"

She left hers at grandma's.

slappy said...

They only have butterscotch. Is that cool? Maybe Tasty can bring the waffle sandwiches.


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allison said...

butterscotch is cool. waffle sandwich? sounds interesting tasty. why don't you go ahead and whip some up. I'll be here cutting Bethany's toenails. Apparently her grandma never did. Damn! they're like sculptured nails their so f-ing long!

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jiggs said...

I'll admit it. I'm a little jealous that AP is talking with Slappy.

Then I remembered that I'm not in fourth grade anymore.

I'm so fucking beat. I need to veg out for a while. Maybe I'll got to Taco Bell...

allison said...

jiggs-

you could come over here. I just made spaghetti. I worked on the sauce for the better part of the afternoon. it was really good.

jiggs said...

The spaghetti sauce sounds great, but I was totally craving taco bell. Also, I live in California. Anywho. I hope it tasted good.

Fred said...

hamastaa! lasers on the heads would be cool. or transforming hamsters, turning into unstoppable fighting robots!

lalcsde - i don't know why, but it makes me think "laxative".