Thursday, September 29, 2005

New jiggscasey.com article: I just got my tenth degree blackbelt in sodomy!

I just got my tenth degree blackbelt in sodomy!

I've been writing teasers for JiggsCasey.com for years now, and this one kinda has me stumped. You, the reader, have already decided whether or not you want to read the article based entirely on the title. This one was written by Jiggs, and if Jiggs writes any more titles this expressive, I'll be out of a job. I've been drinking scotch and sodas since noon staring at the screen. I've got nothing.

Enjoy it, douchebags!

17 comments:

Calzone said...

I thought that was you.

Melliferous Pants said...

You boys are disgusting. (Says the girl who told an anal sex joke in someone else's comments.)

Calzone said...

it was a good one...tell Jiggs.

jiggs said...

Yes. I am the king of underground sodomy!

My word verification is occarub

which clearly stands for orange county, California rub

Melliferous Pants said...

Jiggs, how do you make a woman scream twice?

jiggs said...

My answer ms pants question: multiple raging orgasms!

Melliferous Pants said...

Fuck her in the ass and wipe it on the curtains.

Calzone said...

told ya boo, pants is couth

Melliferous Pants said...

That's fucking couth to you, Calzone.

jiggs said...

That's pretty fucking funny.

Searching said...

It would hvae been funny if you hadn't been telling it to a stuffed dragon for the second time and to Joey, and if I hadn't already read it before. Incidentally I liked Calzone's answer to that question better than yours.

Jiggs congratulations on the belt achievement. Will you ever be able to reach level 12 and do tell what actually is involved in such a level...in vivid detail if possible. Thanks.

jiggs said...

The rumor that I heard about 12th degree blackbelts is that they can sodomize four men while spinning plates. The best part is the plate spinning music.

Melliferous Pants said...

Where do you display your diploma?

jiggs said...

I put my most recent sodomy belt certificate up on the wall of my cube. Nobody messes with me at work because of it. Understandably, they are afraid of my skills.

Melliferous Pants said...

I have this up in my cube.

jiggs said...

This settles it. I have a crush on ms. pants.

Melliferous Pants said...

Oh fer crissakes, why don't you just send me an email?